RNC Night Three: Mitt's Big Moment

RNC Night Three: Introducing Mitt
Clint Eastwood Talks to Empty Chair in Tampa
RNC Night Two: Paul Ryan Center Stage
RNC Opening Night: One Hand Clapping for Lame Speeches

Full Text of Romney's Speech

Mitt Romney gave his best speech of his life tonight and he was upstaged by an empty chair... Ps. The speech was just as wooden
— Hal Sparks (@HalSparks) August 31, 2012

Poor Mitt is trending 5 slots below #eastwooding Never work with animals, children and old men who rant at empty chairs.

— R.A. Roth (@fantagor) August 31, 2012

Expectations were so low for Mitt that a very mediocre speech seemed exceptional. Highly rehearsed. No real substance. Bellicose ending.

— John Dean (@JohnWDean) August 31, 2012

Steve Schmidt: "... It wasn't even the best speech of this convention. But it's the best speech @mittromney's ever given in his life."
— The Last Word (@TheLastWord) August 31, 2012

Dear America,That speech from Mitt Romney terrified us all.Please don't vote for him.Kind regards,The whole planet.

— Vincent Shaw (@TheShaw2009) August 31, 2012

How many Nations did Mitt Romney declare war on tonight? #RNC

— Path2Enlightenment (@Path2Enlighten) August 31, 2012

And by the way how insane is it that Mitt didn't mention Afghanistan, where America is currently fighting a war.

— Michael Cohen (@speechboy71) August 31, 2012

Mitt Romney did not mention our troops in Afghanistan at all. Not one word for the 100,000 men and women in service. #GOPFAIL

— Namaste (@TheOracle13) August 31, 2012

That screaming you hear backstage is poor Clint, when they told him Mitt wants U.S.to stay in Afghanistan INDEFINITELY.

— David Axelrod (@davidaxelrod) August 31, 2012

War with Iran! Screw the planet! Kill people! Vote Mitt! #SheVotes

— Karoli (@Karoli) August 31, 2012

Walking away from our missile defense commitments? Mitt, The 1950s called. They want their cold war back. OMFG. #Romney

— David Weinberger (@dweinberger) August 31, 2012

Scariest part of Speech: Mitt making fun of Foreign leaders & stopping talk with Iran.The only thing between us and war is Mitt's election.

— Rico Aliers (@ricoinohio) August 31, 2012

Mitt Romney: "I will stand up to Putin. But please don't let Limbaugh shout at me" #GOP2012 #RNCConvention

— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) August 31, 2012

All I got out of Mitt Romney's speech is that he wants to start a war and that he makes fun of Obama for caring for the earth.

— Princess Bubblegum (@drugfarm) August 31, 2012

Audience laughing at the idea of global warming thkpr.gs/OCMlKM

— ThinkProgress (@thinkprogress) August 31, 2012

That laughter after Romney said Obama has promised to slow the rise of the oceans is the sound of ignorance having a great time. #RNC

— Hank Thompson (@Hank_Thompson) August 31, 2012

@ssthrillermob Exactly. No one likes sharks on the porch.

— Hank Thompson (@Hank_Thompson) August 31, 2012

Of course Neil Armstrong's spirit is still with us. Romney converted it to Mormonism this morning. #RNC #GOP2012

— Rachel Figueroa (@Jewyorican) August 31, 2012

Funny, Romney uses Just For Men, which is also the Republican platform. #RNC

— Travon Free (@Travon) August 31, 2012

If being a mom is the MOSTIMPORTANTJOBOMG, where's the family leave policy, Mitt? Where's the support for poor families? #rnc #gop

— Jaclyn Friedman (@jaclynf) August 31, 2012

Ten bucks says we see the iPod playlist before we ever see the tax return. #RNC

— Maggie Serota (@maggieserota) August 31, 2012

Mitt Romney: "So, in conclusion, my experience in business is better for running this country than Obama's experience being president."

— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) August 31, 2012