Michele Bachmann Thinks Obama is the Anti-Christ and the Devil

Isn't Michele Bachmann retiring from office? Oh wait - she's still here, unfortunately, and preaching that Obama is bringing about the end of the World.

LIke many a wingnut, Bachmann sees President Obama as the evil Anti-Christ, just persecutin' Christians day and night, and hatin' on Israel. And now that he's in cahoots with Iran, he's not only probably Gay and Kenyan, he's going to bring on the End of Days, the Rapture, and the Middle East Apocalypse just because he can. Who knew Presidents had these special powers? Oh wait, he must be THE DEVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Obama is The DEVIL
Like David Puddy on Seinfeld
with Hockey Facepaint
And Bachmann is the Superstitious Priest
Who yells "El Diablo!"




What Bachmann said, Via Raw Story

“If we actually turn our back on Israel as we have seen Barack Obama do today, if that happens then I think we will see a scale and a level of push back in the United States, negative consequences,” Bachmann told Understanding the Times radio host Jan Markell on Sunday. “I don’t know what they are, but I believe that the Bible is true. And believe what the Bible says is that our nation and the people of our nation will reap a whirlwind, and we could see economic disasters, natural disasters.”

The President got some revenge by poking fun at Bachmann during the Washington Correspondent's Dinner:

"Michele Bachmann predicted I would bring about the biblical end of days. Now that's big. ... Lincoln, Washington — they didn't do that."

Of course Bachmann replied as a true "Victimized Christian" only she didn't point the finger directly at the President this time

“The Bible is filled with exciting information about living life today and in the future, both in this life and in the life to come,” Bachmann told WND (World Net Daily). “Any message that brings people closer to God’s wonderful plans for our lives is a good thing.
“God’s word is true and brings freedom and wholeness to all who read it and believe in Him.”

The feud prompted one of Bachmann's wingnut supporters to call Obama a dubious name:

Via RightWingWatch

“Trunews” host Rick Wiles is joining other right-wing pundits in taking offense at President Obama’s joke at the White House Correspondents' Dinner about ex-Rep. Michele Bachmann...
. . . Wiles attacked the “uncircumcised philistine in the White House” along with the “adoring, obedient, subservient, lapdog news reporters” who attended the dinner. (In 1 Samuel, David refers to Goliath as the “uncircumcised philistine” who seeks to “defy the armies of the living God”).
He said that Obama is just as “evil” as King Sennacherib, who went to war with Judah, and similarly is “leading people into sin against God.”

Yeah, talking about a fellow Christian's anatomy shows where this guy's head is at. If you want to see a Pharisee, buddy, scroll up the page to Bachmann's picture, then look in the mirror, pal.

Ragnarok ~ Another Apocalypse Fail for Doomsayers

From the Daily Mail UK

Danielle Daglan from the Norvik Viking Centre told MailOnline that a number of recent events spoken about in the legends of Ragnarok led them to believe that the end of the world may well be imminent.

. . . Viking tradition also believes that a vast winter will appear before the apocalypse.
‘There are predictions that we are heading into a mini-ice age thanks to a fall in solar flare activity - what is a mini-ice age but several winters rolled into one?’ said Ms Daglan.
Another part of the legend claims that the Midgard Serpent, named Jormungand, shall free itself from its tail and rise up from the ocean.
Ms Dagland points to the two huge fish which appeared on a beach in California last month. The giant oarfish were dead when they washed up on land, and some scientists believe they came ashore to die because they are ‘in distress’.
‘Traditionally, the Viking festival of Jolablot marked the end of the winter - if this winter truly does not end, then that feast may be given over to Ragnarok instead,’ said Ms Dagland. The Jorvik Viking Centre predicted that Ragnarok would occur on 22 February because this is the end of the feast of Jolablot.

Of course, the world didn't end on Saturday. Odin didn't fall, if he ever existed at all. No one ate the sun or the moon. No gods took to the battlefield. We are still faced with all the bad things we were faced with on Friday, situations in which Ukrainians took to fighting instead of Viking gods, and Comcast threatened to eat the Internet instead of celestial bodies. Russia, Uganda and Arizona all still seemed determined to help along some kind of new Holocaust.
~ John Seven, Berkshire Eagle

Heck, Nostradamus, the Mayans, the late Harold Camping, Orson Wells, and even prognosticators of Y2K were all wrong about doomsday.
In short, Ragnarok is merely tongue-in-cheek and a reason for those who celebrate the legend to raise their mugs to. Whether a "Thor 3" includes an Armageddon scenario is anyone's guess. Until then, stock up on water, iodine, and plywood from Home Depot.
While the Norse Vikings won't be running amok and raiding monasteries, on Ragnarok Day 2014, the next best thing to do is stampede the local bars and taverns before a nearby star goes supernova.
~ Bruce Baker in The Examiner

@HistoryVikings How'd you spend your #Ragnarok ? pic.twitter.com/br6nwmOh63

— TheChaosStrain (@TheChaosStrain) February 24, 2014

So this is the 4th or 5th Apocalypse I've seen peter out to nothing. When are the doomsayers gonna get their shit together? #Ragnarok

— Timothy Thelen (@timmthelen) February 23, 2014

Guess I'm just gonna #Ragnarok and roll my way down to Wok & Roll for some dinner. #Yes #ThatJustHappened

— William Redd (@regularguy5mb) February 23, 2014

LMAO -> RT @LordMalekith: YOU HAD ONE JOB, LOKI!!! #Ragnarok

— Annaya Youkai (@DaiyoukaiGeisha) February 23, 2014

My #Ragnarok this weekend was really quite disappointing. No fire, no Valkyries, no giants. Not even a snow flurry. Alas. #disappointed

— Lee French (@AuthorLeeFrench) February 24, 2014

We survived #Ragnarok, The Viking Apocalypse! Celebrate with us and Rune Karsen for a Nøgne Ø beer tasting evening - http://t.co/7vCmyyyGUu

— CRATE Brewery (@CrateBrewery) February 24, 2014

Thugs and Raptures - The End Time Visions of Michele Bachmann

From Right Wing Watch

President Obama waived a ban on arming terrorists in order to allow weapons to go to the Syrian opposition,” Bachmann said. “Your listeners, US taxpayers, are now paying to give arms to terrorists including Al Qaeda.”

Bachmann said that the Al Qaeda funding (which isn’t happening) is a sign of the End Times: “This happened and as of today the United States is willingly, knowingly, intentionally sending arms to terrorists, now what this says to me, I’m a believer in Jesus Christ, as I look at the End Times scripture, this says to me that the leaf is on the fig tree and we are to understand the signs of the times, which is your ministry, we are to understand where we are in God’s end times history.”

“Rather than seeing this as a negative, we need to rejoice, Maranatha Come Lord Jesus, His day is at hand,” Bachmann continued. “When we see up is down and right is called wrong, when this is happening, we were told this; these days would be as the days of Noah.”

Bachmann Via PoliticusUSA

“I think here we could be on the cusp of seeing some civil disobedience. I’m not saying I want civil disobedience, but people aren’t going to take the thuggery of this president much longer, and that’s part of what we’re trying to do as the people’s voice in the House of Representatives. Give voice to the fact that we see thuggery going on in the White House. We’re not going to take it, we’ve drawn a line in the sand, and we’re telling the president you need to recognize this isn’t just about Article II, the President of the United States. This is also about Article I, the Congress of the United States, and you’ve gotta recognize, you are a co-equal branch of government. You are not a dicatator.”

From Talking Points Memo

Speaking on a conference call with conservative talk show host Rusty Humphries and TheTeaParty.net, Bachmann estimated that she's been lampooned on SNL six or seven times. She assured that she has a "good sense of humor" and never takes the sketches "personally."
The SNL parody reworked the lyrics to Cyrus' "We Can't Stop" around the government shutdown, with Cyrus and cast member Taran Killam impersonating Bachmann and House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH). Bachmann said after the show aired, she received calls in her office from people who believed it was her appearing in the video.
“I will tell you, as a 57-year-old woman, it’s been a long time since I’ve been confused for a 20-year-old,” Bachmann said. “I’ve never done twerking in my life and I don’t intend to take it up.”

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Michele Bachmann's Bible is actually just Revelation, Golden Calf & 2 lines of Leviticus duct-taped to a Left Behind book.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) October 8, 2013

When ppl like Bachmann publicly cheer the "arrival" of end of times, how is that different than al Qaeda cheering for suicide bombing?
— Kurt Eichenwald (@kurteichenwald) October 9, 2013

The fact that Michele Bachmann is on TV shows Republicans are in complete WTF mode.

— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) October 4, 2013

This is what a hypocrite looks like. #UniteBlue #P2 #P2b #LibCrib #GOPshutDown #EnoughAlready pic.twitter.com/q0A1BicUhI

— Ivan Roberson (@Ivanroberson) October 6, 2013

But now times have and a faction of . . . (the House has) shifted into Bachmann-Gohmert Overdrive and are threatening to burn the whole country down in order to save it at the behest of the Tea Partiers who figure they have enough bullets, bibles, and cans of Vienna sausages to ride out the Fiscal End Times when either Jesus or Sarah Palin returns.
~ TBogg on RawStory

So it's the best of all possible news, America: it's the apocalypse! Praise the secret Muslim Barack Obama for unleashing it!
~ Hunter on Daily Kos

LOL, the loon is my state bird. Both on the water, lovely and haunting in their cries, and on land via Bachmann, screechy, nutsy, and equally haunting in different ways.
~ StellaRay on Daily Kos

In other news, Jesus said "Father, this woman's nuts!"
~ chrismorgan on Daily Kos

Maranatha - a premium brand of nut butter.
~ Elijah Greenleaf on Daily Beast

I hope she's right. May all the Christian Tea Party be swept off this planet in one instant and may it happen soon. Those of us who will not be going (See the Left Behind series) will roll up our sleeves and get to work greening the world, working to make it a more peaceful place and cooperating around the globe to feed all of the people all of the time.
We know how much you hate us for wanting to do that and would do anything to stop such wide-eyed loving generosity, which actually can be profitable for all, not just one group. As soon as God takes you wherever you're going, life on Earth will have a chance again.
~ jibberjabber on Daily Beast

Personally, I can't wait for the Rapture to take her and all the cuckoobirds away. Praise God!
~ loblow on Huffington Post

Well, it is the end of the GOP. Is that what she means?
~ Godzilla1 on Huffington Post

From the woman who thinks we should sell Yellowstone, the Grand Canyon and Yosemite, to pay off the debt and do away with the ACA. Need I say more?
~ TJax123 on Huffington Post

She's not running again. She's got her Swiss citizenship and I'm sure she already bought her airline ticket to Geneva. Just before the Feds pick her up, she'll split.
~ nh3man on Huffington Post

I didn't know that we were arming Congressional Republicans now. That is something I'm totally against.
There have always been crazy people trying to hasten the Second Coming but those people in history were quickly seen and marginalized. In today's world, they become elected Republicans to Congress and actively work to destroy society so they can show everyone the world's demise.
~ foxymoxy73 on The New Civil Rights Movement

Happy Apocalypse Eve

BREAKING: Scientists discover the the other half of the Mayan Calendar, It Was On The Back

— Anthony (@iSpeakComedy) December 20, 2012

And now The Mayan Channel forecast. Thursday: cloudy, chance of showers, high 39. Friday: volcanoes, asteroid strikes, apocalypse.
~ David Letterman

What do you get for the Mayan who has everything?New calendar.

— mia farrow (@MiaFarrow) December 21, 2012

According to the Mayan calendar tomorrow is doomsday, that's coming from the people who also thought white people were gods

— Mike Schism (@MikeSchism) December 20, 2012

Anxiously awaiting the announcement of "It's the Mayan Apocalypse, Charlie Brown."

— The Dark Lord (@Lord_Voldemort7) December 19, 2012

If it turns out that the Mayans are right and the world is going to end, you know what this means? Lindsay Lohan is a genius. She’s been partying her brains out. She owes taxes. She’s crashing cars. She’s a genius!
~ Jay Leno

I was about to buy a pound of coffee at Starbucks and a Mayan guy tapped me on the shoulder and said that I probably shouldn't.

— Chris Franjola (@ChrisFranjola) December 20, 2012

Mayan Guy: Hey wanna beer? Other Mayan Guy: I'm working on this calendar, but I guess if I don't finish it won't be the end of the world.

— Funny Tweets (@FunnyOrTruth) December 20, 2012

Christmas is on Tuesday, provided that the world doesn't end on Friday, which is the end of the Mayan calendar. Some believe there will be massive earthquakes and floods. Others think a planet will collide with the earth. I believe the end of the world will come about in a much stupider way, like Joe Biden spilling a Mountain Dew on the nuclear launch panel.
~ Jimmy Kimmel

Only the Maya knew we'd suffer slow mass extinction due to Mayan jokes.

— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) December 20, 2012

Look at us all making end of the world jokes like there's no tomorrow.

— Girrl Genius (@GirrlGenius) December 20, 2012

Ann Coulter Schools Sean Hannity on GOP Reality

Transcript Via Huffington Post

Ann Coulter: . . in the end, at some point, if the Bush tax cuts are repealed and everyone's taxes go up, I promise you Republicans will get blamed for it. It doesn't mean you cave on everything, but there are some things Republicans do that feed into what the media is telling America about Republicans.

Sean Hannity: So are you saying that, for PR purposes, that they should give in to Obama on the tax rate?

Ann Coulter: Not exactly, I . . . Well, yeah, I guess I am.

Sean Hannity: You're saying capitulate to Obama? We don't have a revenue problem, Ann.

Ann Coulter: We lost the election, Sean!

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Sean Hannity: If they're going to raise taxes and buy Obama's argument, and co-opt his language, then basically we've got the Democratic Party Lite.

Ann Coulter: They're not going to allow taxes to be raised on 98% of America because they have to keep their eye on what happens two years from now.

Sean Hannity: You like Obama!

Ann Coulter: No, I don't.

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Sean Hannity: There comes a point in time when you gotta ask yourself 'when are you going to fight?' And you're telling me they should put their media concerns and PR ramifications of this above their principles. We didn't elect them to raise rates on--

Ann Coulter: Not exactly.

Sean Hannity: We didn't elect them to raise rates on anybody--

Ann Coulter: They're going to lose!

Sean Hannity: Sometimes on principle you gotta stand and educate the country--

Ann Coulter: What principle?

Sean Hannity: The principle--

Ann Coulter: The principle that we want to raise taxes on everyone?

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Ann Coulter: If they block tax hikes on the top 2% tax earners, not the rich, then taxes go up for everyone. How is that winning?

. . . if this segment doesn’t say “Republicans in disarray,” I don’t know what does.
~ Newshounds

In my wildest dreams, which never include Ann Coulter, but I have wild dreams. And in my wildest dreams never, never did that happen.
~ Lawrence O'Donnell on Last Word, MSNBC

There's two kinds of retreat, right? There's the orderly retreat, then there's the sloppy everyone running into each other and falling down on the field retreat. That (Coulter and Hannity) is the bumping into each other cartoon and falling down over each other retreat.
It's hilarious - Ann Coulter trying to talk sense into Sean Hannity, who - let's just face it - he doesn't want his own taxes to go up. This is private-jet Sean. He doesn't want his own taxes to go up. He's in desperation 'cause he knows they've already lost.
~ Joy Reid of The Grio on Last Word, MSNBC

It's amazing that Ann Coulter is the voice of reason.
~ Ari Melber of The Nation on Last Word, MSNBC

Three things are possible here and they are: 1) Ann sobered up & 2) The Mayans were right 3) Hell has frozen over.
Who would have thought Coulter would EVER have said to raise taxes on the rich???? Not I that's for sure.
~ comment by Lynn on Huffington Post

What is this, opposite day?
~ comment by CaptainZero1969 on Huff Post

It is surely the end times. Ann Coulter agreeing with Barack Obama. Dec 21st, here we come, the Mayans were right!!! LOL!
~ comment by krenzny on Huff Post

Ann Coulter must have gotten pretty nervous when FOX cracked down on Rove and Morris. How else to explain lucidity from her?? It is a circus act and she wants to continue to get paid.
~ comment by jack1105 on Huff Post

The writing is on the wall and some of them read faster than the others.
~ comment by Tom S on Huff Post

Love watching #Hannity freaking out cause Coulter agrees taxes need to be raised!! This is his worst nightmare! LMAO!! #GOPDoomsday

— Catherine(@deja1422) December 7, 2012