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Friday, October 10, 2014

The #PalinBrawl Police Report Laugh-Olympics

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Previous Related Posts:
Palin Proud of Daughter Bristol in #PalinBrawl
Palin Family in White-Trash Brawl

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Anchorage police release the report on #PalinBrawl. Read it below and let the jokes begin!

Via Talking Points Memo
Anchorage Police Department spokeswoman Jennifer Castro told the Alaska Dispatch News that prosecutors had decided not to pursue a case following the police investigation.
On Thusday, TPM obtained a copy of the report compiled by the Anchorage Police Department that contained summaries of interviews with witnesses about the Sept. 6 incident at a house party in Anchorage.

Palin Brawl Police Report



From Alaska Dispatch News
Daily described Bristol Palin as “heavily intoxicated and upset.” She told Daily that Klingenmeyer had pushed her to the ground and dragged her across the lawn after she had attempted to confront a woman about hitting her younger sister, Willow. Bristol said she was beginning to leave when she saw her brother attacked. She told Daily she “didn’t have any clue” whether she hit Klingenmeyer or not.
Klingenmeyer told Daily he was “angry that the Palins had showed up and were causing the problems,” and that he was considering filing charges but he later told another officer that he had changed his mind.
The Anchorage municipal prosecutor’s office will not be proceeding with charges in the case, according to Anchorage Police Department spokesperson Jennifer Castro.

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The internet comments are priceless! :)

"Korey drug her across the lawn by her legs and was calling her a c*nt and a slut."
First sentence of great American novel written.
~ Lucidamente1 on Wonkette

Rashomonghazi!
~ Msgr_Moment on Wonkette

In defense of the Palin daughters, if my mom sounded like theirs and I had to listen to it every day, I would spend every waking moment drunk too.
~ formerChild on Wonkette

You really have to read the full report for added lulz: "Korey told her that he wasn’t going to have any of that here and told her to go home. She then asked ‘Who the fuck are you?’ and he told her he was the one who owns this house and there’s no fighting going on here. She then told him that he doesn’t own this place and that she will kick his ass.”
~ tallmutha on Wonkette

How the mighty have fallen -- remember when Palin was ruining a national party? Now she just ruins birthday parties.
~ SayItWithWookies on Wonkette

Why wasn't anyone armed? Why were no openly carried weapons discharged? Seems lame to just fist-fight when you have such a weapons fetish.
~ Austin_Dave on Talking Points Memo

Barstool and Pillow are such ladies. The invitation to join Junior League must be forthcoming.
~ Anti​Sachet​De​The on Talking Points Memo

As I read the police report, I couldn't help but picture this happening at the Navel Observatory in Washington, DC. Imagine. It was this close. John McCain needs to be admitted to a facility.
~ FootballBat on Talking Points Memo

Also, the police report pretty much confirms there's video out there somewhere. More than one person claimed there was video, but when the police followed up a few days later the homeowner said no one he spoke to had video. Makes sense. If I had video of something so glorious I wouldn't hand it over to the police, I'd hightail it to TMZ. If the quality is good and the Palins are on the video I would guess it's worth 6 figures
~ PluckyInKy on Talking Points Memo

But they said it was Todd's Birthday Party?!!!!
And his twin brother! I didn't even know he had a twin!
~ Teen​La​Queefa on Talking Points Memo

Can you imagine the Obamas acting like this?? me neither.
~ Hansy Puguero on Huff Post

Sarah puts the A$$ in CLA$$
~ Chris W. on Huff Post

Paddle faster. I hear banjos!
~ Timothy R. on Huff Post

If only McPalin had been elected. We would have had really really important reality TV. Kinda like the Waltons on Oxy.
~ Tony M. on Huff Post

So glad we have this fine Christian family as spiritual leaders for the rest of us.
~ Debra D. on Huff Post


Monday, September 22, 2014

Palin Proud of Daughter Bristol in #PalinBrawl

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This is an update to a Previous Related Post:

Palin Family Involved in White Trash Brawl

This "event" has come to be known in Twitter circles by the hashtag #PalinBrawl. See the above link for three different versions of how the smackdown evolved into a brawl.

Sarah Palin has decided to defend her wayward daughter Bristol, who was last seen kicking someone's ass on the fateful night, which also happened to be her father Todd's 50th birthday.

From Sarah's Facebook Page:
Sarah Palin
September 19 at 1:25pm ·

I love my Bristol! My straight-shooter is one of the strongest young women you'll ever meet. I have to say this as a proud mama: right up there with their work ethic and heart for those less fortunate, my kids' defense of family makes my heart soar! As you can imagine, they and my extended family have experienced so many things (liberal media-driven) that may have crushed others without a strong foundation of faith, and I'm thankful for our friends' prayer shield that surrounds them, allowing faith to remain their anchor. Thank you, prayer warriors! I love you!

- Sarah Palin

This comes after new eyewitnesses spoke about Bristol's role in the family brawl.

Via Talking Points Memo
"It was just so shocking," Roberta Thompson told TPM.
She mostly confirmed what her husband told multiple news outlets last week, saying that the two of them were right next to each other during the incident. But she provided her own take on how the events unfolded, including a portion that she said involved the eldest Palin daughter, Bristol Palin, and the owner of the house, Korey Klingenmeyer.

"What I saw was two girls run past and run towards Korey," Roberta Thompson said. "And then I just saw Bristol Palin start punching him in the face."
"It was quite, quite violent," she added.

She said Klingenmeyer was clearly upset about what was happening but maintained his composure.
"She kept punching him and then he just said, you know, 'You need to go,'" Thompson said.















Monday, September 15, 2014

Palin Family Involved in White-Trash Brawl ~ with Multiple Versions

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Previous Related Posts:
Palin Urges GOP to Impeach Obama
Sarah Palin Inquisition: Baptize Terrorists with Waterboarding

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The hashtag #PalinBrawl came forth this weekend to describe a free-for-all with fisticuffs in Alaska during which police were called to deal with a rowdy hillbilly family - the Palins, of course. It's almost the perfect Palin story. And there are multiple versions, each Palin-licious!

Here's the original widely-published account:

Sarah Palin and her family were at the center of a lively party last weekend that erupted into a fight, with daughter Bristol Palin allegedly throwing a right hook, a man who says he was a guest at the party told ABC News.
“She was punching him [another man] in the face like six times; it was an assault if I’ve ever seen one,” Eric Thompson said, adding that he was among 70 guests at the birthday party in Anchorage Saturday.
“It wasn’t a light punch either. She was really hitting him. I’m surprised he just sat there and took it.”
Political blogger Amanda Coyne reported that Sarah Palin, along with husband Todd and kids Bristol, Willow and Track, arrived in a stretch Hummer and that the fighting started as the beer started flowing.
. . . “I heard Sarah Palin yell do you know who I am? All of us could not believe it. We thought we were watching an episode of Jerry Springer,” he added.
~ ABC News: Palin Family in House Party Brawl


The Palins were quick to supply their own version of events:
But according to the Palin family’s version of events, the instigator was actually the former boyfriend.
The initial tussle occurred, the source said, after the young man in question “tried to get in” to the Hummer limousine after he’d engaged in some unspecified “questionable behavior.”
Track Palin soon found himself struggling to fend off four men who had “piled on him,” according to the source.
Todd Palin then inserted himself into the brawl, which left the former “First Dude” of Alaska bleeding.
. . . According to the source, as her husband and son were trading blows with their adversaries, Palin was yelling (in reference to her son), “Don’t you know who he is? He’s a vet!”
. . . “From my understanding, she was in full ‘mama grizzly’ mode defending the kids,” the source said of Sarah Palin’s mindset.
~ RealClearPolitics Version from "Source" close to family


But my favorite version is from Mudflats Blog, which is correct about the Palins 99% of the time:

The Palins arrived at the party, but not just Sarah and Todd who were the only actual invitees from the clan – the whole fan-damnily and some other tagalong friends from Wasilla turned up in a stretch Hummer limo. Because, of course they did. The party was an adult and relaxed event, with most guests at least in their 30s. Reports have come in that Track got into a fight with an ex-boyfriend of Willow’s. But according to my source, the initial fight started when Track and his buddy were aggressively pursuing… how shall I put this… “romantic relations” with some female guests. They were allegedly explicit and crude in their depictions of what they’d like to do with and to the ladies, expressing a desire to “bend them over on the lawn,” according to my source. Apparently the lawn was large enough to include places one could be “bent over.”
. . . Track did not fare well in the ensuing confrontation with the spouse. The irate husband punched Track with the full force of his annoyance, and the young Palin ended up “spread eagle lying on the grass.” You could say someone did end up bent over on the lawn, but not in the way he first envisioned.
. . . Then Sarah shrieked, “Don’t you know who I am?” and other such things making clear the importance of the Palins, and the lack of importance of the non-Palins to whom she was speaking. She then apparently tried to fling herself on top of the giant dog pile into the middle of the melĂ©e.
~ Alaska Mudflats Blog


And Mudflats also has the best illustration of the fracas:

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Sunday, February 3, 2013

American Sniper Chris Kyle Shot to Death on Texas Gun Range

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“I began teaching my son how to shoot when he was two, starting with the basics of a BB rifle. My theory is that kids get into trouble because of curiosity—if you don’t satisfy it, you’re asking for big problems. If you inform them and carefully instruct them on safety when they’re young, you avoid a lot of the trouble. My son has learned to respect weapons. I’ve always told him, if you want to use a gun, come get me. There’s nothing I like better than shooting.”
~ Chris Kyle, from his book American Sniper


From the New York Times
Mr. Kyle wrote the best-selling book, “American Sniper: The Autobiography of the Most Lethal Sniper in U.S. Military History,” detailing his 150-plus kills of insurgents from 1999 to 2009.

Mr. Haschel said Erath County deputies responded to a shooting at the Rough Creek Lodge west of Glenn Rose at about 5:30 p.m. Saturday and found the bodies of Mr. Kyle, 38, and a second man, 35-year-old Chad Littlefield. Glenn Rose is about 50 miles southwest of Fort Worth.

The police said Mr. Routh opened fire on the two men at about 3:30 p.m. Saturday, then fled in a Ford pickup truck. At about 8 p.m., Mr. Routh arrived at his home in Lancaster, about 17 miles southeast of Dallas. Police arrested him after a brief pursuit and took him to the Lancaster Police Department.

From the Fort Worth (Texas) Star-Telegram
The suspect, identified as Eddie Ray Routh, 25, was pursued to a house in Lancaster by officers, including a local SWAT team. Routh tried to flee in a vehicle but was stopped about 9 p.m. after spikes were laid across a road, Bryant said.
. . . Witnesses told sheriff's investigators that the gunman opened fire on the two men around 3:30 p.m., then fled in a pickup belonging to one of the victims. Cox said it was Kyle's. The Sheriff's Department didn't get a call until around 6 p.m.

. . . A member of SEAL Team 3, Kyle picked off his targets from rooftops or windows of abandoned buildings during the 2003 invasion of Iraq, which toppled Saddam Hussein. Primarily serving as a sniper and wounded twice, he provided "overwatch" protection for Marines and other U.S. troops and earned a reputation for his proficiency.
Most shots ranged from 200 to 1,200 yards. His longest and most remarkable kill -- from 1.2 miles away -- took out an insurgent aiming a rocket launcher at an approaching Army convoy.


From Politico
A news release from Travis Cox, director of FITCO Cares, a nonprofit Kyle helped start, said Kyle served four tours of duty.
“Chris died doing what he filled his heart with passion - serving soldiers struggling with the fight to overcome PTSD,” Cox said in the release. “He will be forever missed.”

From Zap2It
Kyle earned two Silver Stars, five Bronze Stars With Valor and two Navy and Marine Corps Achievement medals.
This past summer, Kyle was one of the "operatives" on the NBC reality show, "Stars Earn Stripes," in which he was paired with actor Dean Cain, who demonstrated an effusive affection and admiration for Kyle.

From USA Today
Kyle was sued by former Minnesota governor Jesse Ventura over a claim in the book that Kyle punched Ventura in a bar fight over unpatriotic remarks in 2006. Ventura says that the punch never happened and that the claim defamed him.
Kyle had sought to have Ventura's claims of invasion of privacy and "unjust enrichment" dismissed, saying there was no legal basis for them. A federal judge said the lawsuit should proceed. Both sides were told to be ready for trial by Aug.1.





Interview with Guns.com
(transcribed by snark amendment)

On his Commander-In-Chief, President Obama, and Gun Control

I don't know exactly what he (Obama) was doing, but he's definitely against the Second Amendment, tryin' to ban everything, so uh, you know . . . Good Luck. 'Cause I've talked to a bunch of the cops and some Secret Service guys and they're not going to dare go to anyone's house, especially if they know they have guns. They don't wanna be knockin' on doors. You start puttin' these bans in effect and people who don't know anything about the guns, they start thinkin' 'well, who needs thirty-round magazines.' Really? That's just opening the doors to taking more of our rights. Our founding fathers had the exact same weapons as the military - we don't even have that now.

England is a great example. Australia - they did a gun ban. Their gun violence went down, that's for sure. They're overall crime rate went up. When people aren't afraid because they know everyone, the populace, is unarmed, what's going to deter them from attacking someone, robbing them, or committing a crime? Especially when you're law enforcement in England, unarmed for the most part. So yeah, you look at ...Switzerland - has the lowest crime rate. Everybody has a weapon, 'cause everyone has to do, I think, it's two years in the military. And you keep your rifle and you go home. So everybody's armed. The lowest violence - there's something to it.

On Arming Teachers with Guns

In Texas, the independent school districts can decide themselves if they want guns in schools. It doesn't need the state to say it. It's already said - it's your decision. So my company's already been going in (Kyle is President of Craft International). Depending on how big the school is and how much money they have, we're putting our armed guards in there, or we're hiring off-duty police to put in there . . . the school puts in names of teachers who want to carry, then we do a screening process which is three-sided. Emotional, physical, but we also want your peering eval (?Peer Evaluation?) because you can lie about things but we wanna monitor you. And we want to put you through training. And it's ... we try to let them know you're not a cop, you're not a killer. Most of these people (perps), if they see a gun they're either going to kill themselves or run away. The worst thing ever is for a teacher to have to shoot someone if that teacher's not mentally prepared for living with that.

On Soldiers Coming Back to Society After the War

I was out with a bunch of my former guys and they're all saying they had a hard time getting out too. It's tough. I mean you go from being military to civilian and we let our job identify who we are. It's heroic, it's honorable, and you're doing it for the greater good, and all of a sudden you don't have an identity. You have to learn a whole new way to act because you can't act the same way we do at work out in public. And people think you're a savage or somethin'. So it's hard to get your head around. You do and you adjust, but it takes a while. I've seen a lot of intiatives, people trying to do job training. Vets are given the priority as far as who's being hired first, and who's being on job training to get them read for that job. I think it's awesome.

On Fame

It's strange. It definitely makes you feel good when you got people coming up saying 'Hey, thanks, you really brighten my eyes.' Or 'I was going through the same thing and was glad to know someone else was going through it.' And opening people's eyes as far as look at the families too, it's not just the warriors - it's the families. I can't walk the (Gun) Show because I keep getting stopped by people 'Hey thanks, it's awesome.' I'm glad they're not wantin' to beat me up.

On watching the movie "Zero Dark Thirty"

I've heard from all the team guys that they're refusing to go watch it because it was supposed to be pro-Obama and falsifies some different stuff. But talking to some of the people who have actually seen it, they said it's not that way. ...I don't have much down time. If I do, I'm going to go hunt.

On the Media

I saw one (interview) when I walked in, it was with him (Piers Morgan) and Alex Jones. I'm not an Alex Jones supporter, but as far as his stance on that, I'm 100% in agreement. But he looked like an idiot by blowing up and doing that. (laughs) And he should have handled it a different way and I think his opinion might have resonated a little bit better. (cringes) Just a little . . . over the top.


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Our thoughts and prayers go out to the family and many friends of former Navy SEAL Chris Kyle tonight. Todd and I first met Chris in Pella, Iowa, when he helped out with security for the premiere of the film “The Undefeated.” And later we became friends with Chris when he was on “Stars Earn Stripes” with Todd. Chris was a wonderful man, a good friend, and a true American hero who loved our country and served honorably. He was loved and admired by so many, and he will never be forgotten.
- Todd and Sarah Palin on Facebook



Live by the gun, die by the gun.
~ dustinrorie on YouTube

Still waiting for Obama to come on TV and tell us the country lost a great man today.
Like when he had all the flags lowered when Specter died.)
Still waiting…..
Guess I’ll go brew some coffee…
Guess I could probably grow the plant, roast it, grind it and then brew it…
Still waiting…
~ John1776 on TheBlaze

Guns do not protect you against bullets.
~ xxdr zombiexx on Daily Kos

. . . In the last TWO years 32 former SEALs have died. And more than 100 prominent pro-gun activists have also been killed. Not exactly very subtle. The NRA was arguing JUST DAYS AGO that there was NEVER a shooting at a gun range. And then this happens???? Of course something is up.
America??? This IS your call to arms! It won't get any clearer or plainer or MORE OBVIOUS than this. The mass exterminations have already begun.
~ tvercetti1 on YouTube

If only there had been someone armed and fully trained to stop the lunatic killing these two guys . . . oh wait. This tragedy shows how pathetic the argument the NRA offered to solve gun violence is.
~ 2011Walker on YouTube

Could the government make his planned murder more obvious? Jesus Christ, not subtle at all.
~ brenchtoast44 on YouTube

This guy took delight in blowing out other peoples brains. You live by the sword.......next!
~ VacManCan on Breitbart

It smells like revenge.
~ DianeWE on Breitbart

Indeed its sad, leaving two kids behind, but just wonder how many children are fatherless because of his actions in the Oil Wars, poetic justice?
~ MarkP. on Breitbart

I guarantee you one thing: This story will change several times before it ends. And it has already begun to do so. Different names, completely separate locations, alternate times, and number of victims. I no longer believe a thing I read and have become to think some "characters" are created by special ops complete with a back story for such type of "national tragedies" I was never a conspiracy nut, but am becoming one. If it is true that a fellow vet was slain, God rest his soul.
~ AmericanTruther on Breitbart