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Friday, August 10, 2012

Mitt Happens on Iowa Farm

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From Opposing Views
GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney recently toured a cornfield in Des Moines, Iowa, to see the effects of the Midwest drought.
Romney's guide was corn and soybean farmer LeMar Koethe, who wants the government to stay out of farming, except for the multimillion dollar farm bill, which includes subsidies for farmers.
Koethe told the Des Moines Register: “The people know what to do on their own. Just let them do it.”
Koethe did not say exactly how the government was preventing people from farming.
The Des Moines Register reports that Koethe owns 54 farms and EWG Farm Subsidies reports that Koethe received $133,000 in subsidies from 1995-2001.


Old Mitt-Donald Visits A Farm by Vita Brevis on Daily Kos

Farmer's full of dough.
So Mittens, in another attempt to prove his regular Joe bona-fides, decides to visit an Iowa farm. With so many farmers suffering from this year's drought ( that of course isn't caused by any global climate change) RMoney had to show that he cares. They installed a brand new empathy chip just for the occasion.
Of course, Romney being Romney couldn't visit just any old farm.
Romney Visits Iowa "Farmer" Who Is Also A Millionaire Real Estate Mogul With A Spaceship House And Personal Car Wash

Iowa Farmer's Spaceship House ~ Not Exactly American Gothic
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But really, Romney? Out of the hundreds of thousands of farmers being impacted by the drought — many of them family farmers struggling to keep their heads above water — you had to meet the millionaire real estate mogul who lives in a spaceship house with an underground car wash and recreation center?
~ Think Progress

. . . to Romney, and apparently to his clueless advisers, Lemar Koethe probably rates as a typical farmer. And getting out there in his khakis between the stunted rows of corn probably convinced him he was getting the real story about just how hard some Americans have it.
~ Meteor Blades on Daily Kos

Oh come on . . . What real farmer doesn't have a jacuzzi in every room, a latte maker in each barn, and a full time horse braiding staff? /snark
~ comment by kovie on Daily Kos

Romney needs a clue-by-four upside his head
~ comment by Senor Unoball on Daily Kos

Just add his farm photo op to the myriad of other botched attempts to look normal. Just think "Hardware Store, Grocery Store, Nascar, Laundry (in Mom jeans), etc., etc. and another etc. for for future photo ops beginning tomorrow.
~ comment by pamelabrown on Daily Kos

Farm Stuff!
~ comment by Orange County Liberal on Daily Kos

Mitt Romney took what seems like a gratuitous walk through an Iowa corn field today.
~ New York Magazine

Speaking at the local Children of the Corn chapter, I presume.
~ comment by TallRobert in New York Magazine

field of schemes
~ comment by SoSoNice in New York Magazine

"Hmmm, so when plants don't receive dihydrogen monoxide they die. Just like huma...just like me...and you...like us people."
-M Romney
~ "Editor's Choice" comment by Mingusahum in New York Magazine

He owns 54 Iowa farms at an average size of 160 acres, that is 8,640 acres * $10,000/acre= $86.4 Million dollars of farmland. The guy is pretty wealthy!!!!!!!!!!!
~ comment by Richard W. in the Des Moines Register

Romney has no references to agriculture or farming on his campaign website, has no mention of the farm bill in his 59-point plan for jobs and economic growth and is opposing the wind production tax credit. During the Iowa caucuses, he refused to take a position on the farm bill, and he said himself in Council Bluffs that he doesn’t know a lot about agriculture, specifically corn.
~ Obama Spokesperson, Erin Seidler,in the Des Moines Register



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Thursday, June 14, 2012

Romney's Chocolate Doughnut


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"Would you see that one of those chocolate . . . uh . . . uh . . . 'goodies' finds its way into our car."
~ Mitt Romney on a campaign stop in Iowa





May I have one of those...things you people seem to enjoy so much? The circular dough-based objects with the coating of C6H12O6...I mean liquified sucrose that has hardened to create a protective barrier. They look...edible
~ comment by mayssm on YouTube

He looked like he had a bad case of the vapor lock when staring at that donut.
~ comment by sychotic1 on YouTube

And I'm really enjoying this so called 'Iced Cream'- Montgomery Burns
~ top comment by mvcrews59 on Youtube that presently has 84 thumbs up

Doughnut Identification Glitch Detected in Mitt Romney Software
~ Headline on Wonkette

"Let them eat croissants".
--Mittens Romnoid
~ comment by nounverb911 on Wonkette


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Those doughnuts weren't the right size.
~ comment by Baconzgood on Wonkette

You'd think with all the dressing up as a cop that he's done, identifying doughnuts would come more readily to him.
~ comment by Geminisunmars on Wonkette

It should come as no surprise that Mitt Romney suffered a mental block when he tried to say the word "doughnut" at an Iowa diner Friday. We've been seeing the warning signs of Romney's problems with food for months. When Romney dares to eat a slice of pizza, he pulls off the cheese. He "relished" KFC, but he pulls off the skin. You know another term for the cheese on pizza and the skin on fried chicken? The "good parts." It's time to admit it: The Republican presidential nominee has food issues.
~ The Atlantic Wire

Category: Other Ways Mitt Romney describes doughnuts
10. powdered snack cylinders
9. dessert bagels
8. leavened battered globules
7. sugary pastry tires
6. perforated strudel orbs
5. saturated fat wheels
4. dunking muffins
3. glazed giddy-ups
2. Chris Christie Creams
1. The Cadillac of Pastries































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