Thursday, June 14, 2012

Romney's Chocolate Doughnut


"Would you see that one of those chocolate . . . uh . . . uh . . . 'goodies' finds its way into our car."
~ Mitt Romney on a campaign stop in Iowa

May I have one of those...things you people seem to enjoy so much? The circular dough-based objects with the coating of C6H12O6...I mean liquified sucrose that has hardened to create a protective barrier. They look...edible
~ comment by mayssm on YouTube

He looked like he had a bad case of the vapor lock when staring at that donut.
~ comment by sychotic1 on YouTube

And I'm really enjoying this so called 'Iced Cream'- Montgomery Burns
~ top comment by mvcrews59 on Youtube that presently has 84 thumbs up

Doughnut Identification Glitch Detected in Mitt Romney Software
~ Headline on Wonkette

"Let them eat croissants".
--Mittens Romnoid
~ comment by nounverb911 on Wonkette


Those doughnuts weren't the right size.
~ comment by Baconzgood on Wonkette

You'd think with all the dressing up as a cop that he's done, identifying doughnuts would come more readily to him.
~ comment by Geminisunmars on Wonkette

It should come as no surprise that Mitt Romney suffered a mental block when he tried to say the word "doughnut" at an Iowa diner Friday. We've been seeing the warning signs of Romney's problems with food for months. When Romney dares to eat a slice of pizza, he pulls off the cheese. He "relished" KFC, but he pulls off the skin. You know another term for the cheese on pizza and the skin on fried chicken? The "good parts." It's time to admit it: The Republican presidential nominee has food issues.
~ The Atlantic Wire

Category: Other Ways Mitt Romney describes doughnuts
10. powdered snack cylinders
9. dessert bagels
8. leavened battered globules
7. sugary pastry tires
6. perforated strudel orbs
5. saturated fat wheels
4. dunking muffins
3. glazed giddy-ups
2. Chris Christie Creams
1. The Cadillac of Pastries


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