First Trump vs. Hillary Debate

I can tell you: Hillary Won. Bigly. It was Yuge. Because Trump was Himself.

.@HillaryClinton: "Did anybody see that debate last night?" https://t.co/4ZSOrobzDE https://t.co/Q8zHlTcgvM

— ABC News Politics (@ABCPolitics) September 27, 2016

"Donald Trump exposed himself to be a clown." https://t.co/XtLFup2Lqf

— POLITICO (@politico) September 27, 2016

When you're able to answer all of the troll's riddles. pic.twitter.com/rOGI1MLLUa

— Vanessa Ramos (@thatRamosgirl) September 27, 2016

#DebateNight is now the most-tweeted political event in history with 10.3M tweets during the broadcast https://t.co/0GPg4fnJXm pic.twitter.com/Z9aTQdQjXm

— Hollywood Reporter (@THR) September 28, 2016

double dose of bad news for Trump per @brianstelter:

1. 80 million people tuned into the debate

2. no major dropoff between 9pm & 10:40pm

— Jesse Lehrich (@JesseLehrich) September 27, 2016

"Whew, okay!" and a silent giggle - my favourite part of this evening re: Hillary Clinton's Temperament Response https://t.co/KPYL7oMHZJ

— Marnie Grona (@serenevistas) September 27, 2016

People who are still undecided after watching the debate should not be allowed to have a gun, a drivers license, scissors or children.

— TBogg (@tbogg) September 27, 2016

HILLARY IS STRAIGHT-UP JIM HALPERT RIGHT NOW #debates pic.twitter.com/U2RZpk2FfD

— Angel Varak-Iglar (@angelnorelation) September 27, 2016

To the men amazed Clinton hasn't snapped: Every woman you know has learned to do this. This is our life in this society. #debatenight

— E. Van Every (@E_VanEvery) September 27, 2016

@E_VanEvery @morgfair 👏🏽for all women pic.twitter.com/17aNQWQfQJ

— BerMire (@ken625) September 27, 2016

Clinton zings Trump: “Anybody who complains about the microphone is not having a good night” https://t.co/Ea6UiEGtyF https://t.co/cTSK7uzEDH

— CNN (@CNN) September 27, 2016

#MT @mic
Here’s what it is like to be interrupted 28 times during a debate: #Debates #debatenight#ImWithHer #ctlpic.twitter.com/C7Jfjjx1Kh

— #StrongerTogether (@Vote4HRC) September 28, 2016

Via my friend Amanda G.. pic.twitter.com/wdJkn8JvY1

— Dee (@DAbitty) September 27, 2016

Missed this: Trump snubbed moderator Holt after the debate.

A poor loser move. https://t.co/xXRgFrMJzw
HT @superdeluxe @chrizap

— Peter W. Singer (@peterwsinger) September 27, 2016

The Hillary Shimmy

That #Hillary shimmy last night was EVERYTHING!!! #debatenight #ImWithHer pic.twitter.com/3AfUUyangG

— Girls Really Rule. (@girlsreallyrule) September 27, 2016

For this GIF alone, Twitter needs to allow GIFs to be avatars again #ImWithHer pic.twitter.com/uZnGmOUShj

— Jessica Tarlov (@JessicaTarlov) September 30, 2016

The Hillary Shoulder Shimmy. #debatenight #HillaryClinton pic.twitter.com/fWS21ma0bB

— Liza Donnelly (@lizadonnelly) September 28, 2016

Epic Insults Greet Trump in Scotland

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England's Historic Brexit Shakes Up the World
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Donald Trump appeared at his new Scottish Golf Resort called "Turnberry" on the morning of the Brexit fiasco. At a press conference, reporters urged him to give insights into the world implications of the historic vote in Britain, but The Donald mainly wanted to sell hotel space to people taking advantage of the falling pound. He came across like a clueless used car salesman talking to the local Elk's Club instead of a possible world leader. History? What history?




Also, Scotland wasn't exactly happy to see Trump either. One local put up a Mexican flag which could be seen from the golf course. A comedian showed up with a box full of golf balls painted with swastikas, and was led away by security.

A Mexican flag flies over the home of Susie and John Munro near Trump's golf course near Aberdeen: pic.twitter.com/M0SkFrvNCE

— Jenna Johnson (@wpjenna) June 25, 2016

Trump gave most of his press conference in Scotland surrounded by these Nazi golf balls pic.twitter.com/UsUoVK3nkW

— Naomi O'Leary ⚡️ (@NaomiOhReally) June 24, 2016

Trump made a gaffe about Brexit as soon as his plane landed that morning - implying that Scotland was celebrating, or as he put it "going wild" over leaving the European Union. The problem is, Scotland voted as a whole to REMAIN. And believe me, Twitter let him know just how wrong he was with some of the best insults the world has ever seen!

Just arrived in Scotland. Place is going wild over the vote. They took their country back, just like we will take America back. No games!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 24, 2016

Scotland voted remain you incompressible jizztrumpet https://t.co/5irQhKxV3h

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) June 24, 2016

Scotland voted to stay & plan on a second referendum, you tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon. https://t.co/iKyEIxf8ej

— Hamfisted Bun Vendor (@MetalOllie) June 24, 2016

@realDonaldTrump SCOTLAND VOTED TO STAY, YOU WITLESS FUCKING COCKSPLAT!

— Tim Footman (@CulturalSnow) June 24, 2016

scotland voted to remain, you sentient rotting jack-o-lantern https://t.co/y0SJ2ZyNcB

— Maya Kosoff (@mekosoff) June 24, 2016

.@realDonaldTrump We voted 62% to Remain, you ignorant fuckmuppet. We're fucking furious at the result.

— Justin Anderson (@mresheep) June 24, 2016

@realDonaldTrump Scotland wanted to remain in the EU you utter Twonk- Who is using the Trump family brain cell today?

— Paul Bettany (@Paul_Bettany) June 24, 2016

@realDonaldTrump you couldn't be more out of touch with reality if Nessie bit you on the arse you utter fool. Scotland voted REMAIN.

— Terry McDermott (@TerryMacMusic) June 24, 2016

@realDonaldTrump SCOTLAND VOTED TO REMAIN IN EU, YOU TOTAL KNOB!

— Fat Freddie's Cat (@petersquires) June 25, 2016

@realDonaldTrump They voted to STAY, dear. If Mrs. Doubtfire were real & back in Scotland she would would smack you on the head.

— Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger) June 24, 2016

@realDonaldTrump Scotland voted IN you moron

— lily (@lilyallen) June 24, 2016

Um, two things: 1) Scotland voted to remain, not leave, so now it may break from Britain. 2) Stick to playing golf. https://t.co/9QMn4zCc0B

— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) June 24, 2016

Epic Insults Greet Trump in Scotland

Previous Related Posts:
England's Historic Brexit Shakes Up the World
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Donald Trump appeared at his new Scottish Golf Resort called "Turnberry" on the morning of the Brexit fiasco. At a press conference, reporters urged him to give insights into the world implications of the historic vote in Britain, but The Donald mainly wanted to sell hotel space to people taking advantage of the falling pound. He came across like a clueless used car salesman talking to the local Elk's Club instead of a possible world leader. History? What history?




Also, Scotland wasn't exactly happy to see Trump either. One local put up a Mexican flag which could be seen from the golf course. A comedian showed up with a box full of golf balls painted with swastikas, and was led away by security.

A Mexican flag flies over the home of Susie and John Munro near Trump's golf course near Aberdeen: pic.twitter.com/M0SkFrvNCE

— Jenna Johnson (@wpjenna) June 25, 2016

Trump gave most of his press conference in Scotland surrounded by these Nazi golf balls pic.twitter.com/UsUoVK3nkW

— Naomi O'Leary ⚡️ (@NaomiOhReally) June 24, 2016

Trump made a gaffe about Brexit as soon as his plane landed that morning - implying that Scotland was celebrating, or as he put it "going wild" over leaving the European Union. The problem is, Scotland voted as a whole to REMAIN. And believe me, Twitter let him know just how wrong he was with some of the best insults the world has ever seen!

Just arrived in Scotland. Place is going wild over the vote. They took their country back, just like we will take America back. No games!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 24, 2016

Scotland voted remain you incompressible jizztrumpet https://t.co/5irQhKxV3h

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) June 24, 2016

Scotland voted to stay & plan on a second referendum, you tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon. https://t.co/iKyEIxf8ej

— Hamfisted Bun Vendor (@MetalOllie) June 24, 2016

@realDonaldTrump SCOTLAND VOTED TO STAY, YOU WITLESS FUCKING COCKSPLAT!

— Tim Footman (@CulturalSnow) June 24, 2016

scotland voted to remain, you sentient rotting jack-o-lantern https://t.co/y0SJ2ZyNcB

— Maya Kosoff (@mekosoff) June 24, 2016

.@realDonaldTrump We voted 62% to Remain, you ignorant fuckmuppet. We're fucking furious at the result.

— Justin Anderson (@mresheep) June 24, 2016

@realDonaldTrump Scotland wanted to remain in the EU you utter Twonk- Who is using the Trump family brain cell today?

— Paul Bettany (@Paul_Bettany) June 24, 2016

@realDonaldTrump you couldn't be more out of touch with reality if Nessie bit you on the arse you utter fool. Scotland voted REMAIN.

— Terry McDermott (@TerryMacMusic) June 24, 2016

@realDonaldTrump SCOTLAND VOTED TO REMAIN IN EU, YOU TOTAL KNOB!

— Fat Freddie's Cat (@petersquires) June 25, 2016

@realDonaldTrump They voted to STAY, dear. If Mrs. Doubtfire were real & back in Scotland she would would smack you on the head.

— Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger) June 24, 2016

@realDonaldTrump Scotland voted IN you moron

— lily (@lilyallen) June 24, 2016

Um, two things: 1) Scotland voted to remain, not leave, so now it may break from Britain. 2) Stick to playing golf. https://t.co/9QMn4zCc0B

— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) June 24, 2016

Trump's Hair and Other Viral Memes

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Donald Trump's famous hairpiece has always been a target of humor, especially since nothing could symbolize The Donald's giant ego and vanity more than his strangely shaggy toupee.

And now as he runs for the Republican nomination for President in the GOP Primary, Trump's hair has become even more famous.

In a special clip from "The Simpsons" cartoon show, Homer takes a walk through Trump's golden locks.

From AV Club

. . . a new clip, which finds Homer J. Simpson trapped in Donald Trump’s “hair,” or, as he calls it, “the ginger forest.” A criminally bald man himself, Homer’s a little jealous of Trump’s glorious(-ly horrifying) comb-over, which he says is both “as blond as a golden marmoset yet also as grey as a long-dead donkey.”

There's also a fun new hashtag called #TrumpYourCat on Instagram and Twitter:

1.Brush your cat 2.Form the hair into a toupee and place toupee on cat 3.Share & tag @trumpyourcat @catsofinstagram pic.twitter.com/6XTOcLH7zX

— Donald Purrump (@trumpyourcat) July 7, 2015

I appreciate the GOP candidates who remain strong on border security. They know I am right. #trumpyourcat pic.twitter.com/95RtdFSEbZ

— Donald Purrump (@trumpyourcat) July 7, 2015

Finally, there is TrumpWeb for Chrome a handy app that "finds any mention of Donald Trump on a website and adds an actual Donald Trump quote to his name."

From Fusion.net

Luckily, there’s a way to make reading about Donald Trump much, much better. We wrote a custom extension for Google Chrome that adds a ridiculous Donald Trump quote to every online mention of his name.

To be extra-clear: these are all real quotes that Donald Trump actually said, such as:

“Laziness is a trait in blacks.”

“We need global warming.”

“Somebody’s doing the raping”

You can install the extension at the Chrome Web store by clicking here. (Or just download the crx file if you’d prefer to install the extension manually.)

As soon as the extension is installed in your Google Chrome browser, go ahead and click refresh to see it in action. As you’ll see in the examples below, the extension turns reading about Donald Trump from a chore into a delight. (And when you feel like turning it off, you can disable it in the Chrome extensions window.)

A Latin Brewery Is Pulling Beer From One Of Trump’s Restaurants And Renaming It ‘F*ck Your Hair’ http://t.co/foM6Wh0qW9 via @UPROXX

— Tamara Brooks (@MisfitsTamara) July 3, 2015

Rare caterpillar resembles Donald Trump's hair pic.twitter.com/AeNMfLhzwt

— hiba (@iatemuggles) July 11, 2015

Whenever you feel bad about yourself just remember your hair doesnt look as bad as donald trump's

— lia (@radvioIi) July 3, 2015