Paul Ryan Jokes

It's hard to think of Paul Ryan jokes because there is not one interesting thing about him.
— Eatin' Sandwiches (@EatinSandwiches) August 11, 2012

My problem with Paul Ryan is not that he looks like Eddie Munster, but that he acts like Eddie Haskell. #TweetsFromThe50s
— Dub Pool (@dubpool) August 13, 2012

I'm not feeling the Eddie Munster comparisons to Paul Ryan. Why? People actually LIKED Eddie Munster
— eclecticbrotha (@eclecticbrotha) August 12, 2012

Let's not let a bunch of cheap jokes about Paul Ryan looking like Eddie Munster distract us from the fact that he is a sociopath.
— Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) August 13, 2012

Paul Ryan has the eyes of a White Walker from "Game Of Thrones," but none of their warmth or empathy.
— DC Pierson (@DCpierson) August 13, 2012

@dcpierson White Walker is actually the nickname of Ryan's home state governor, Scott Walker
— Stanley Tucci Mane (@thatsnotkosher) August 13, 2012

Paul Ryan's eyes shoot lasers. But they are blue lasers and that's the Good guy color, so no reason to worry.
— humanadverb (@humanadverb) August 13, 2012

After he pushed grannie off the cliff, Paul Ryan sold the wheelchair to the Kochs for scrap, which they used to make bombs.
— Timothy P Carney (@TPCarney) August 13, 2012

Did you know Paul Ryan was born in a Congressional hatchery with 15,000 other squirming political pupae? onion.com/NykBTz
— OnionPolitics (@OnionPolitics) August 13, 2012

Paul Ryan taking over your Medicare is like Mitt Romney and Bain taking over your factory.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) August 13, 2012

REPORT: Sharks are furious that Paul Ryan is now associated with Shark Week.

— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) August 13, 2012