Romney Girl Official Website
In 2010, Miss Swiss left Geneva (after safely depositing all of her own money into a Swiss bank account) and moved to Searchlight, Nevada, where she joined a small Swiss expat community of retired yodelers and milkmaids. It was there she bumped into Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid while burning his book “The Good Fight” during a local sheep-shearing festival. Miss Swiss told Senator Reid about Mr. Romney’s tax avoidance “because I thought it was so funny that a Senator would actually think that rich people pay taxes! So silly!” Miss Swiss has not heard from Mr. Romney since he began his Presidential run, but believes he is following her on Twitter @realromneygirl.
In her free time, Miss Swiss, AKA Romney Girl, enjoys watching sitcoms like Fox & Friends, climbing the Swiss Alps, making cheese fondue, and listening to her favorite pop band Aqua.
Romney Girl recently gained public attention for inadvertently informing Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid that that Mitt Romney had paid zero taxes in the last ten years.
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A hilarious new video introduces us to fictional character "Romney Girl" and allows us to put the "who's Harry Reid's source?" rumors to rest:
Miss Swiss "Bank Account" hails from Ostermundigen, Switzerland and is the proud daughter of a Nestle Chocolate factory worker and a regionally respected Cuckoo clock maker. She worked as a tax consultant for offshore bank accounts at UBS in Geneva, Switzerland from 2008-2010 where she first met Mitt Romney, who would frequently show up to the bank unannounced and throw $100 bills up in the air while shouting, "Thank God for Amnesty!"
I’m a Romney girl, in a Romney world.
Life is taxless. It’s fantastic.
Silver tip your hair, tax shelters everywhere.
Outsource nation, Bain is his creation
(Mitt)
I'm Mitt Romney, let's go party
(Miss Swiss)
I'm a Romney girl, in a Romney world.
He's so plastic, it's fantastic.
Silver tip your hair, tax shelters everywhere.
Outsource nation, Bain is his creation
(Miss Swiss)
He's a boss, millionaire, with accounts everywhere
Won't disclose, all the dough, that he's banking
(Mitt)
You can't see, Ann agrees, we hate transparency
If you knew, we'd be screwed, spanky-spanky
(Miss Swiss)
He is rich, you are poor,
If he wins, you're uninsured
(Miss Swiss)
I'm a Romney girl, in a Romney world.
Life is taxless. It's fantastic,
Silver tip your hair, tax shelters everywhere,
Outsource nation, Bain is his creation
(Mitt)
I'm Mitt Romney, let's go party,
I'm Mitt Romney, let's go party,
I'm Mitt Romney, let's go party,
I'm Mitt Romney, let's go party
(Miss Swiss)
Sell your stock, I won't talk, dodging taxes with ease,
Represent, one percent, he will do as we please.
(Mitt)
Come jump in, Wall Street friends, let us do it again,
Write the laws, they'll applaud, let's go party.
(Miss Swiss)
He is rich, you are poor,
If he wins, you're uninsured
(Mitt)
I am rich, oh the joy!
If I win, you're unemployed
I'm Mitt Romney, let's go party,
Come on Romney, let's go party,
Come on Romney, let's go party,
Come on Romney, let's go party!
(Miss Swiss)
I'm a Romney girl, in a Romney world.
Life is taxless, It's fantastic.
Silver tip your hair, tax shelters everywhere,
Outsource nation, Bain is his creation
(Miss Swiss)
Oh, Mitt I'm having so much fun!
(Mitt)
Well Miss Swiss, we're just getting started!
Yes
— Elizabeth P (@lizziepops) August 8, 2012#Romney girl is now officially an earworm@breakfastnews@mjrowland68@paulwkennedy
OK, how does the campaign get weirder than THIS? thedailybeast.com/videos/2012/08…
— Barry Catlett (@barryc3609) August 8, 2012
Harry Reid's Secret Source Revealed! Romney Girl
— unemployedarmy (@unemployedarmy) August 8, 2012@realromneygirl#SwissMitt: supervoters.org/candidate/2194…
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