Friday, September 21, 2012

Mitt Goes Orange for Univision


From Huffington Post
While his orangey-brown appearance on Univision could have been the result of bad lighting or a makeup mishap, left-wing blog the Democratic Underground concluded that Romney "dyed his face brown for his Univision interview."
The claim is not completely out of the ballpark. After all, as Gawker points out, Romney did say "it would be helpful to be Latino," in a video secretly recorded at a campaign fundraiser earlier this year.


Even his tan isn't sincere.
~ Gabe Ortiz on America Blog

He’s even Etch A Sketching his own skin color!
~ Gotta Laff on Political Carnival

Mitt L'Orange
~ comment by Mr. Scorpio on Democratic Underground

The Cheat-O Bandito
~ comment by eppur_se_muova on Democratic Underground


He's the tallest Oompa Loompa I've ever seen!
~ comment by tavalon on Democratic Underground

Could be the early stages of Boehner Syndrome. nt
~ comment by limpyhobbler on Democratic Underground

Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where Kramer is dating a black girl & over-tans prior to meeting her parents for the first time.
~ comment by Drunken Irishman on Democratic Underground

Mitt, Mitt, the hands, the hands, you forgot to Man Tan the hands!
~ comment by crunch60 on Democratic Underground

He's tandering to Latinos...
~ comment by HooptieWagon on Democratic Underground

This is proof the car elevator does not go to the top floor.
~ comment by disgusted2012 on Huffington Post

I wouldn't go so far as to say that he dyed his skin, but it definitely looks like he's been fake baking.
~ comment by Shasta9080 on Huff Post

By my estimate, he's about 47% tanner than usual.
~ comment by Alistaire on Huff Post

Mitt Romney Dons Brownface For Forum With Mexicans
~ Headline on Wonkette

He figures being brown worked for Obama, so...
~ comment by PuckStopsHere on Wonkette

"Brownie, you're doing a heckuva job"
~ comment by BadKitty904 on Wonkette

Mitt Romney, standing athwart history, yelling "Derp!"
~ comment by Boojum on Wonkette

In what is probably completely unrelated news, Joe Arpaio asked to see Mitt Romney's birth certificate, suddenly.
~ comment by Incitefully_Joe on Wonkette

That isn't spray tan, it's the worlds biggest skidmark...
~ comment by zippy_w._pinhead on Wonkette

The Least Interesting Tan in the World.
~ comment by bobbert on Wonkette


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