From Huffington Post
While his orangey-brown appearance on Univision could have been the result of bad lighting or a makeup mishap, left-wing blog the Democratic Underground concluded that Romney "dyed his face brown for his Univision interview."
The claim is not completely out of the ballpark. After all, as Gawker points out, Romney did say "it would be helpful to be Latino," in a video secretly recorded at a campaign fundraiser earlier this year.
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Even his tan isn't sincere.
~ Gabe Ortiz on America Blog
He’s even Etch A Sketching his own skin color!
~ Gotta Laff on Political Carnival
Mitt L'Orange
~ comment by Mr. Scorpio on Democratic Underground
The Cheat-O Bandito
~ comment by eppur_se_muova on Democratic Underground
He's the tallest Oompa Loompa I've ever seen!
~ comment by tavalon on Democratic Underground
Could be the early stages of Boehner Syndrome. nt
~ comment by limpyhobbler on Democratic Underground
Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where Kramer is dating a black girl & over-tans prior to meeting her parents for the first time.
~ comment by Drunken Irishman on Democratic Underground
Mitt, Mitt, the hands, the hands, you forgot to Man Tan the hands!
~ comment by crunch60 on Democratic Underground
He's tandering to Latinos...
~ comment by HooptieWagon on Democratic Underground
This is proof the car elevator does not go to the top floor.
~ comment by disgusted2012 on Huffington Post
I wouldn't go so far as to say that he dyed his skin, but it definitely looks like he's been fake baking.
~ comment by Shasta9080 on Huff Post
By my estimate, he's about 47% tanner than usual.
~ comment by Alistaire on Huff Post
Mitt Romney Dons Brownface For Forum With Mexicans
~ Headline on Wonkette
He figures being brown worked for Obama, so...
~ comment by PuckStopsHere on Wonkette
"Brownie, you're doing a heckuva job"
~ comment by BadKitty904 on Wonkette
Mitt Romney, standing athwart history, yelling "Derp!"
~ comment by Boojum on Wonkette
In what is probably completely unrelated news, Joe Arpaio asked to see Mitt Romney's birth certificate, suddenly.
~ comment by Incitefully_Joe on Wonkette
That isn't spray tan, it's the worlds biggest skidmark...
~ comment by zippy_w._pinhead on Wonkette
The Least Interesting Tan in the World.
~ comment by bobbert on Wonkette
Romney wears a spray tan for interview to appeal to Hispanics. What's next, Mitt gonna wear an Afro-Wig at the debates?! #RomneyRyan2012
— Chris Rock (@chrisrockoz) September 21, 2012
Mitt Romney's new bronzer line offers 3 shades: Pleasing-to-Latinos Tan, Some-of-My-Best-Friends-Are-Black Beige, & Illegal Alien Orange.
— Tara Dublin (@taradublinrocks) September 21, 2012
People make fun of Romney's tan but he earned it driving around in a convertible telling day laborers they have a victim mentality.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) September 21, 2012
Though Romney's spray tan failed to impress Latino voters, he did win over the Jersey Shore cast.
— Mark Campbell (@MrWordsWorth) September 20, 2012
Mitt Romney becomes tan around Latinos like a magical political chameleon. funni.ly/OeQM0i
— someecards (@someecards) September 20, 2012
"Apparently he entered the spray tan booth and cranked it up to 'Montalban'" - Stephen Colbert on Mitt Romney's spray-tan job.
— Catherine Kustanczy (@catekustanczy) September 21, 2012
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