Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Governor Jan Brewer Mysteriously Goes Walkabout


Huffington Post Story
On Tuesday, her office confirmed that she'd visited Army combat medic Mason Steill at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center in Bethesda, Md. the day before, but declined to give any further details about her whereabouts.

Brewer left Arizona on Sunday, missing an event to certify election ballots. Secretary of State Ken Bennett, who is serving as acting governor in her absence as mandated by the Arizona Constitution, filled in for Brewer at the proceeding after being told last week that she wouldn't be there to fulfill her duty. She's expected to return to the state on Saturday.

The governor is out of state on official business. That’s all I can disclose at this time.
~ Matthew Benson, Brewer's Spokesman

On Tuesday morning, a FOX 10 viewer reached out to us saying the Governor was visiting her grandson on Monday and sent us a picture.
The viewer's grandson is Mason Steill and he's a soldier recovering from injuries. He is currently being treated at Walter Reed National Medical Center in Bethesda, Maryland.
~ Fox 10, Phoenix, Arizona

I didn’t know she was missing.
~ Senator John Kyle, R-AZ, on The Hill

Since I wasn’t home last weekend I didn’t know about this. Jon [Kyl] just told me that there was some issue that she’s not around.
~ Senator John McCain, R-AZ

Plastic surgery update?
~ comment by CheerioGirl on The Hill

She's walking the Appalachian Trail.
~ cmment by Rigelian on The Hill

She's in the Mayberry jail with Otis.
~ comment by dirkbill on The Hill

One can only assume that she sometimes gets lonely for her home planet.
~ comment by Lee Russ on The Hill

Is Jan Brewer, often called the Lord Byron of the Support Our Law Enforcement and Safe Neighborhoods Act, visiting a lover in Bethesda, Maryland, or its environs? Newt Gingrich lives in nearby McLean, Virginia, and has a known affinity for unavailable right-wing blonds. Let your imaginations run wild. Open up the borders of your mind—but no other borders.
~ Vanity Fair

Isn't that her in a commercial flying around on a broom in a broom factory?
~ comment by Tucker43 on Huff Post

I heard someone threw a bucket of water on her.
(I'm melting, I'm melting! What a world, what a world!)
~ comment by Wysiwig on Huff Post


But her shoes were found sticking out from under that house......
~ comment by MaryFromIL on Huff Post

Hopefully, she's just gone off to have her face sanded.
~ comment by marymary121 on Huff Post

Ku Klux Klan meeting
~ comment by debisiif on Huff Post

Face lift. I hope she comes back all stretched with big ol collagen lips. That would be hilarious.
~ comment by DCBloom on Wonkette

She's visiting her family of Gila Monsters.
~ comment by smokefilledroommate on Wonkette

She's gone walkabout with Carlos Castaneda.
~ comment by BaldarTFlagass on Wonkette

My money is on her returning and looking like Kenny Rogers.
~ comment by LarryKat on Wonkette

C'mon folks - we're better than this. Making fun of someone's appearance because they look like an dried apple head doll is beneath us.
~ comment by elgin_pelican on Wonkette


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