Complete Doctor's Note on Official Site
In a note from one Dr. Randall D. Gaz of Massachusetts General Hospital, Mitt Romney is described as “a vigorous man who takes excellent care of his physical health.” Additionally, Romney is “a healthy appearing, energetic, strong, physically fit male.” He eats a lot of fiber and is allergic to penicillin. Note that no where in this letter does his doctor explicitly characterize Romney as a human being. Curious.
~ Juli Weiner on Vanity Fair
The Atlantic Tumblr ~ Doctor's Note as a Poem
“A Vigorous Man”: A Poem Composed of Excerpts From Mitt Romney’s Doctor’s Note
He has reserves of strength,[Arranged by James Hamblin]
The ability to meet unexpected demands,
No physical impairments,
The next President of the United States.
Slow,
resting,
regular heart rate
Rigorous and demanding,
Intensive exercise with regular running,
Close observation of the prostate,
Leadership skills.
He is a vigorous man.
Mitt also releasing note from his mother saying he was "always a good boy".
— stinque (@stinque) September 21, 2012
"Sam Baker, possessor of a towering virility heretofore unseen in modern science, needs to leave at 2" - Romney-inspired fake doctor's note
— Sam Baker (@sam_baker) September 21, 2012
My early traffic stats show of all the Romney/Ryan stuff I just uploaded, Paul Ryan's doctor's note is getting the most reads. #hmm
— NYDN Daily Politics(@DNDailyPolitics) September 21, 2012
Romney's doctor letter: "He has eyes that smolder like a blacksmith's furnace. His chest is like that of a great ox. He smells terrific."
— Simon Maloy (@SimonMaloy) September 21, 2012
Mitt Romney's Doctor Is Obsessed With Him buzzfeed.com/rosiegray/mitt…
— Rosie Gray (@RosieGray) September 21, 2012
I'm pretty sure Romney's doctor plagiarized some of his descriptions of Mitt from 50 Shades of Grey
— TBogg (@tbogg) September 21, 2012
Rumor: Mitt Romney also thinks highly of his doctor
— Josh Greenman (@joshgreenman) September 21, 2012
"Mitt Romney is almost minotaur-like in his power and grace, with the cunning of a handsome lion" -- Doctor's first draft
— Ben Dimiero (@bendimiero) September 21, 2012
DOCTOR: Mr. Romney, it looks like you have acute health care flip-flopitis. Don't worry though, you're covered under Obamacare #GOP2012
— Chris Rock (@chrisrockoz) September 16, 2012
You're not even going to become a doctor if Romney removes financial aid.
— Medina(@aixaislikewtf) September 15, 2012
If Romney's resting heart rate really is 40, his doctor may inadvertently have provided evidence he really is a robot.
— Laura Clawson (@LauraClawson) September 21, 2012
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