Friday, September 21, 2012

Mitt Gets a Doctor's Note for Gym ... wait, President of U.S.


Complete Doctor's Note on Official Site

In a note from one Dr. Randall D. Gaz of Massachusetts General Hospital, Mitt Romney is described as “a vigorous man who takes excellent care of his physical health.” Additionally, Romney is “a healthy appearing, energetic, strong, physically fit male.” He eats a lot of fiber and is allergic to penicillin. Note that no where in this letter does his doctor explicitly characterize Romney as a human being. Curious.
~ Juli Weiner on Vanity Fair

The Atlantic Tumblr ~ Doctor's Note as a Poem
“A Vigorous Man”: A Poem Composed of Excerpts From Mitt Romney’s Doctor’s Note
He has reserves of strength,
The ability to meet unexpected demands,
No physical impairments,
The next President of the United States.
                     regular heart rate
Rigorous and demanding,
Intensive exercise with regular running,
Close observation of the prostate,
Leadership skills.
He is a vigorous man.
[Arranged by James Hamblin]

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