Election Jokes of the Week April 10, 2016

Donald Trump's children Ivanka and Eric are unable to vote for their dad in the #NYPrimary https://t.co/ApYu15o8zm pic.twitter.com/1p9Gavvt35

— CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) April 11, 2016

@WSJ @WSJPolitics if he can't make his kids vote for him, how will he make Mexico pay for a wall

— Matt King (@matt_king_cole_) April 11, 2016

@WSJ @WSJPolitics pic.twitter.com/wepnv0KBuc

— Saleaholic (@23smlsaleaholic) April 11, 2016

On the Republican side, I saw that Ted Cruz visited a matzah factory in Brooklyn. Of course, matzah is the unleavened bread that Jewish people eat for Passover, and Ted Cruz is the presidential candidate that New Yorkers will definitely pass over.
~ Jimmy Fallon

Ted Cruz tried to win over Jewish voters by pretending he genuinely enjoys matzoh https://t.co/SjAlICy9kQ

— NowThis (@nowthisnews) April 10, 2016

.@tedcruz arrives to matzoh factory to shouts of "JEWS FOR CRUZ!" pic.twitter.com/0oYrsyLZmB

— Matthew Chayes (@chayesmatthew) April 7, 2016

"He loves Jews" -- @tedcruz supporter Yoeli Weiss, at a matzoh factory, on why he supports Cruz for president. pic.twitter.com/xUNq9DT95A

— Matthew Chayes (@chayesmatthew) April 7, 2016

in 50 years "Ted Cruz Matzoh Bakery Tour" will be a hipster prog rock band

— Matt Negrin (@MattNegrin) April 7, 2016

Ted Cruz, the matzoh man https://t.co/3oNnTAuFB8 via @MattNegrinhttps://t.co/fzuRsc3dph

— Bloomberg Politics (@bpolitics) April 8, 2016

While campaigning in New York today, Hillary Clinton rode the subway and had to swipe her metro card five times before getting through a turnstile. Though if you know Hillary Clinton, you know she'll keep trying until she gets in.
She swiped her metro card five times, which means it only took the crowd behind her 10 seconds to go from "Oh my God it's Hillary!" to "Let's go lady!"
~ Seth Meyers

The @MTA is looking to get rid of the MetroCard. @HillaryClinton must be excited. https://t.co/IAM04zqMaH pic.twitter.com/Ro7rrv7H23

— New York Daily News (@NYDailyNews) April 12, 2016

After weeks of back and forth, Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton have finally agreed to hold a debate in Brooklyn next Thursday. You know you're in New York when you have to argue over the date of when you're going to argue.
~ Jimmy Fallon

Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders have scheduled a debate for next Thursday in Brooklyn. Which is about as close as Bernie Sanders can get to Wall Street without spontaneously combusting.
~ Seth Meyers

Huff Post: Sanders Takes Wife On Best Date Ever To See "Hamilton" Musical https://t.co/OGpzFUtivm #p2 #topprog

— Jeffrey Levin (@jilevin) April 9, 2016

Bernie went to see Hamilton Friday night and within 10 minutes stormed the stage warning about the banks becoming to big to fail.

— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) April 10, 2016

The only thing more insufferable than Hamilton is the idea of Hamilton patrons freaking out over Bernie Sanders attending Hamilton.

— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) April 10, 2016

"Bernie Sanders won on the Democratic side in the Wisconsin primary. Sanders' Wisconsin supporters celebrated by drinking Old Milwaukee, or as Bernie calls it, 'Young Milwaukee.'"
~ Jimmy Fallon

"There is an ironclad rule of politics: No funny hats."
~ Ted Cruz in Wisconsin

Ted Cruz visited the Mars Cheese Castle and refused to wear a cheesehead hat https://t.co/K7vydpzg1m pic.twitter.com/1iLi6OlPn3

— Matt Novak (@paleofuture) April 5, 2016

Ted Cruz won't wear cheese head video, daughter puts hat on Ted Cruz reaction, Wisconsin cheesehead #Cruz pic.twitter.com/A7apJyn4SN

— Koreport (@koreportnews) April 5, 2016