Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Sarah Palin Tosses a Vegan Word Salad at Elizabeth Warren

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Good Old Sarah Palin never disappoints. Her latest word salad from her jumbled mind is that Libruls like Elizabeth Warren never eat fast food, and certainly not meat. We're all a buncha them thar' Vegans - you know, people who don't even want to build a big fire and roast the moose after God lets us shoot one of 'em from a helicopter. I love how she equates being a Vegan to being in Purgatory, as if eating meat sends us straight to heaven. Maybe it does if you think about hardening of the arteries, but I digress . . .

The real Purgatory is having to watch the Sarah Palin Channel.

Also too, we really have to wonder, ya know, if her verbal skills are a sign of, oh, I don't know, meeebeee early Dementia. Well, probably not. But still, and probably forever, Palin sounds like someone with too much anesthesia after a wisdom tooth operation. But all the time.

Also notice that Palin is dressed exactly like Warren and has blurred the video on purpose! A sharp-eyed @KatieAnnieOakley has screen-capped her doing this type of thing more than once, comparing Palin to the movie "Single White Female." LOL

So here are some of her ramblings. You really have to watch the video to get the full effect of the nutty delivery, though.
Full Video is Here on the Palin Channel.

We believe -- wait, I thought fast food joints -- don't you guys think that they're like of the devil or something? Liberals, you want to send those evil employees who would dare work at a fast food joint that you just don't believe in -- I don't know, I thought you wanted to send them to purgatory or something. So they all go vegan. And wages and picket lines, I don't know, they're not often discussed in purgatory are they? I don't know, why are you even worried about fast food wages? Well, we believe -- an America where minimum wage jobs, they're not lifetime gigs, they're stepping stones to sustainable wages. It teaches work ethic.
. . . We believe women have a right to their bodies, just like babies have a right to their living, breathing bodies nestled in a mother's womb. Hey, and anyone who wants contraception, more power to you. Continue to freely buy any kind you want, no one's stopping you. We'll fight for the right of private businesses, including Hobby Lobby, to work with you, figure out health care coverage yourselves any way the owners of those businesses -- that they built themselves -- any way they want to.

It's like Fey and Dana Carvey had a love child.
~ growingMajorityMN on Daily Kos

All the more reason to celebrate Obama's victory in 2008
~ CwV on Daily Kos

Um, that's spelled "$arah" and she's just doing some griftin' and mind-driftin' to save this Godly nation and provide for her and her family. This patriotic family only wish to serve America and to humbly continue to live the life to which they have recently become accustomed. Needless to say, an infusion of monthly revenue from a mere 10,000 subscribers would do quite nicely to assist with the latter. The new spread in Arizona wasn't cheap.
Eh, chalk another one up to McCain. Putz.
~ Steve Seattle on Daily Kos

If a skid mark could talk, it would sound like sarah palin
~ magic3400 on Raw Story

Look at her mouth, observe the way that it hardly seems to move. I think her performance here reflects a toxic synergy of booze and Botox.
~ Big Bad Bald Bastard on Raw Story

This is your brain on moose droppings.
~ Pickwick2 on Raw Story

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