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Devin Pike of Dallas, Texas, known on Twitter as @justdevin found a new way to enjoy the Jade Helm (Non)-Invasion of Texas: he is live-tweeting his own internment in one of Emperor Obama's FEMA re-education camps - or possibly a Wal-Mart.
Best. Thing. Ever. :)
Devin Pike's #OMGJadeHelm Storify
This is epic #OMGJadeHelm - https://t.co/aqkGKcF5VO— Matthew Koyak (@mattkoyak) July 16, 2015Here is a sampler from Devin Pike and others on hashtag #OMGJadeHelm
This isn’t about land, or freedom, or even our New Gay Overlords. It’s about ... steak. #OMGJadeHelm— Devin Pike (@justdevin) July 15, 2015“By controlling the majority of American steakhouses, Obama will mitigate any testosterone-fueled gun control opposition?” #OMGJadeHelm— Devin Pike (@justdevin) July 15, 2015“...nah. Obama just wants to be able to eat at Piney Creek Chop House whenever the mood strikes.” #OMGJadeHelm— Devin Pike (@justdevin) July 15, 2015My captors are taking me to an Internment Center. It’s an abandoned Walmart. Could be worse: could be a real Walmart. #OMGJadeHelm— Devin Pike (@justdevin) July 15, 2015We’re being loaded into Piggly Wiggly trucks. “We tried Blue Bell, but people kept stopping us and asking for samples.” #OMGJadeHelm— Devin Pike (@justdevin) July 15, 2015Barbershop quartet on the main street corner. Never knew Alex Jones had such a lovely baritone. #OMGJadeHelm— Devin Pike (@justdevin) July 16, 2015Oh, sure. @potus gets the t-shirt, but we have to wear these scratchy jumpsuits? https://t.co/CXnSGydV0P #OMGJadeHelm #DeathBeforePolyblend— Devin Pike (@justdevin) July 16, 2015All of our "official" state communication now comes from MSNBC. All @Maddow, all the time. #OMGJadeHelm— Devin Pike (@justdevin) July 16, 2015Re-education camp. Gore is still as monotone as you remember, and Madonna STILL uses that weird fake Brit accent. #OMGJadeHelm— Devin Pike (@justdevin) July 16, 2015.@MoyerKA Ugh. You mean the *WORST* ever. They keep trying to take my guns, but I don’t have any, and they’re SO disappointed. #OMGJadeHelm— Devin Pike (@justdevin) July 17, 2015We're capturing country music radio stations and changing their format to smooth jazz as we push further behind enemy lines. #OMGJadeHelm— Jade Helms Deep (@eclecticbrotha) July 17, 2015"Maw, teh gubbemint is at the door" "What they want?" "To give us free innernet" "Get mah gun" #omgjadehelm— Persephone C. (@PersephoneC) July 17, 2015Once again, the #NWO expresses its gratitude to the thousands of Texans who peacefully turned in their guns. Day 2 was awesome #omgjadehelm— FEMA Camp Commandant (@WonkyNewsNerd) July 17, 2015Benjamin Ghazi is marching into Texas now to take over, confiscate all the guns, and melt them into alters for gay weddings #omgjadehelm— Gamblor (@gamblor5555) July 16, 2015It's all craft beers at the supermarket; Lone Star has been discontinued. #omgjadehelm— Bearded Stoner (@beardedstoner) July 16, 2015@justdevin I've heard Greg Abbott escaped, and made it to Mississippi. Can you confirm if he's seeking asylum there? #OMGJadeHelm— maria lia calvo (@MariaLiaCalvo) July 16, 2015— NaphiSoc (@NaphiSoc) July 16, 2015HELP! I'm being held in an closed Walmart reeducation centers and forced to watch old Murphy Brown and Phil Donahue shows. #OMGJadeHelm— jamia (@auntoona) July 16, 2015
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