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Is Vladimir Putin Missing, Dead, or Abducted by Aliens?
UPDATE: Putin made an appearance in public today~
Russia's Putin: 'Life Would Be Too Dull Without Rumors' http://t.co/QoZrhBccgx— NPR News (@nprnews) March 16, 2015
Before reappearing, Putin puts Russia navy on full combat readiness in Arctic as part of major military drills. http://t.co/VkIbpDGYNQ— Jim Roberts (@nycjim) March 16, 2015
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Vladimir Putin has still not surfaced, and the Kremlin is keeping quiet. What is going on in Russia?
With so many conspiracy theories swirling, even if Putin were to show up today, no one would believe it was really him. It's clearly a false-flag actor look-alike or perhaps an alien Reptilian shapeshifter!
Putin Found Down Back Of Couch http://t.co/CQ0wQDqppN— Martin Lennon (@martinjlennon) March 16, 2015
If Putin isn't heard from soon look for his picture to begin appearing on the side of Vodka bottles.— Paul Lander (@paul_lander) March 15, 2015
I found Vladimir Putin. He's in our shed. He said 'Is Putin's shed now' and then he cut off our gas.— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) March 15, 2015
Where's Putin ? Botox gone wrong ? Trout pout maybe ?— Bob Builder (@mrEggy101) March 16, 2015
I'm upgrading the Putin-ousted-in-coup from "batsh*t crazy" to "Not very likely"— Roel (@RoelD_) March 16, 2015