When Governor Rick Perry of Texas found out that President Obama was going to visit his state, he vowed he would never meet him at the airport or shake his hand. He wasn't going to do that because when Gov. Chris Christie of New Jersey shook hands with Obama after Hurricane Sandy, it knocked Christie off the list for future GOP Presidential candidates, at least as far as the Tea Party was concerned. They call Christie a RINO (Republican in Name Only) to this day.
So Rick Perry wasn't going to do that. No Way! Nuh-uh.
Except, then he did. They met, shook hands, smiled. Oops.
So to make up for being an adult Governor and meeting the President of the United States with a handshake, Perry decided to put on a serious face for their meeting. Verrrry SERIOUS. Maybe he was trying to hard because he made a face that reminds everyone of the "Grumpy Cat" meme. This ridiculous photo will haunt him for the rest of his career.
Also, Perry couldn't bully the President into visiting the Border with him, so he went out on a boat in the Rio Grande with Sean Hannity from Fox News. They are wearing bullet-proof vests and holding big machine guns as if they are going to hunt down all these five-year-olds and their mothers and shoot them. Another mistake on his part, if Perry really wants to be President of the whole country and not just the anti-immigrant Fox-loving Gun Nuts. But then, they are the only ones who would EVER vote for Rick Perry. That man will never be President.
Who wants Grumpy Cat for President? Oops.
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In the end, they shook hands. The latest from Texas, via @ColleenMNelson http://t.co/3gCpDZ7r4u (Photo: Reuters) pic.twitter.com/iHJ1Cr3fgN
— Tim Hanrahan (@TimJHanrahan) July 9, 2014
Pres. Obama with Gov. Rick Perry in Dallas. pic.twitter.com/2ODcIXNLoF
— POTUS Press Pool (@POTUSPressPool) July 9, 2014
Perry asked Obama to beef up border patrols, deploy drones & National Guard to border <-- all included in Senate immigration bill he opposes
— igorvolsky (@igorvolsky) July 10, 2014
Rick as Grumpy Cat
President Obama shares a light moment Mayor Mike Rawlings, with Gov. Rick Perry at the end of the table. pic.twitter.com/kE9GcPbjoF
— Doug Mills (@dougmillsnyt) July 9, 2014
#GrumpyRickPerry pic.twitter.com/LXtLkk1DZV
— Texas Democrats (@TXDemParty) July 10, 2014
— Melissa McEwan (@Shakestweetz) July 10, 2014
(from @deekyMD) #PoutingPerry pic.twitter.com/civqZ18LRD
— Jessica W. Luther (@scATX) July 10, 2014
Rick Perry looks like everyone got ice cream except for him. pic.twitter.com/SbQkrzRIPF
— Adam Wolf (@AdamWolf77) July 10, 2014
I CAN NO LONGER LIVE BECAUSE I HAVE LAUGHED MY LIFE AWAY. (credit to @kat_deville) #poutyperry pic.twitter.com/1HJlFGEhOl
— Jessica W. Luther (@scATX) July 10, 2014
#RickPerry and #Obama - Hopefully Perry runs in 2016 so we get more great sound bites.. #UniteBlue #p2 #LibCrib #1u pic.twitter.com/yDN2zkrbCn
— James Northmore (@technopolitik) July 10, 2014
RIck Perry vs Grumpy Cat #TotallyLooksLike pic.twitter.com/rPHx7xljMB
— Elle Randall (@ellerandall) July 10, 2014
Rick Perry and Sean Hannity
'@seanhannity's twitter feed is just a potpourri of toughness right now
— Alexandra Jaffe (@ajjaffe) July 10, 2014
Hannity on border with Perry? Wasn't he also a STRONG advocate for another idiot loser, Cliven Bundy?! #KnowsHowToPickEm
— WayneEdH (@WayneEdH) July 11, 2014
True: Perry and Hannity are in a gunboat patrolling the border. ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET THE IMMIGRANTS http://t.co/tDuqf1LZhq
— Harold Itzkowitz (@HaroldItz) July 10, 2014
Are they hunting children? RT @PoliticaILine LETS TAKE A PHOTO OP PRETENDING TO HUNT BROWN PEOPLE! pic.twitter.com/QM6bAtMbcy
— Jeanne K. (@SnarkAmendment) July 10, 2014
Glad to be on the border with @GovernorPerry but shouldn't the president be down here too?
— Sean Hannity (@seanhannity) July 10, 2014
Glad to be on the border with @GovernorPerry but shouldn't the president be down here too?
— Sean Hannity (@seanhannity) July 10, 2014
Guns on boats pic.twitter.com/ZgVgiaxTNM
— Sean Hannity (@seanhannity) July 10, 2014
.@GovernorPerry on the Texas-Mexico with TxDPS. #SecureTheBorder pic.twitter.com/x1IzKEcXK8
— Office of Gov Perry (@TexGov) July 10, 2014
Brave #Ammosexual Gov Rick Perry and Sean Hannity show how Texas should deal with children fleeing SA violence pic.twitter.com/7pQuIHxsvE
— RiskyLiberal (@RiskyLiberal) July 11, 2014
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