Oh, CPAC - the Clown Show of my Dreams. The Conservative Political Action Committee. The Annual GOP Meeting at which all the goons let their hair down and try to inspire the unruly troops. Four days of Fabulous Buffoonery. People you won't see there: gays, atheists - who are banned - or many women on the main stage.
CPAC: Awkward clowns on stilts trying not to fall down the stairs. pic.twitter.com/FZCsxwnVva via @JFKucinich
— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) March 6, 2014
Not. Safe pic.twitter.com/HfQpOeSlEv
— Sam Stein (@samsteinhp) March 6, 2014
C=clown P= possie A= at the C= convention #CPAC2014
— Semaj (@moralesdc) March 6, 2014
@eqracer clowns are creepy. #CPAC is creepier
— Mr G in Ohio (@Mr_G_In_Ohio) March 6, 2014
There will be hawks and doves, social conservatives who fret about the spread of gay marriage and fiscal conservatives who’d rather move beyond that debate, and all stripes of libertarians. The three-day conference wraps up Saturday with the CPAC presidential straw poll, a window into the sometimes fleeting allegiances of the GOP base two years before the presidential primaries.
~ Politico.com
. . . by virtue of your being here today, tomorrow, each and every one of you is going to be audited by the IRS
. . . We are at the edge of a cliff. Liberty is under assault.
~ Senator Ted Cruz, R-Texas, at CPAC
(Senator Paul) Ryan insisted that liberals were only offering people “a full stomach and an empty soul.”
He then told a story of a “young boy from a very poor family” who received free lunches at school “from a government program.”
“He didn’t want a free lunch,” Ryan insisted. “He wanted his own lunch, one in a brown paper bag, just like the other kids.”
“He wanted one, he said, because he knew a kid with a brown paper bag had someone who cared for him. This is what the left does not understand.”
~ Paul Ryan, Via RawStory
Christie received a standing ovation from the conservative audience and shouted,”Let’s win elections again!” as he strolled off stage.
~ American Overlook
To President Carter, I want to issue a sincere apology. It is no longer fair to say he was the worst president of this great country in my lifetime, President Obama has proven me wrong.
. . . I got some attention for standing up to defend the ‘Duck Dynasty’ family when they got in a little bit of trouble. You may have thought I was defending the Robertson family because they’re from Louisiana … because my kids are just huge, huge fans. … But the reality is this: I stood up for their right to speak up and articulate their beliefs because I am tired of the left. I’m tired of the left that claims they’re tolerant, claims they’re for diversity and they are, they’re tolerant and they’re for diversity except when you dare to disagree with them
~ Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal, via Politico
At a panel on “Benghazigate: the ugly truth and coverup” held by a rival conservative conference to CPAC, Ginni Thomas, a conservative activist and wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, asked a panel that included controversial retired General Jerry Boykin if the Obama administration had committed any crimes, in particular, providing material support to terrorists. The panel all responded affirmatively.
~ Daily Beast
Wow. Wow. Wow. This pic of McConnell left me speechless @AlexKoppelman pic.twitter.com/rgKEwMw6lP
— BWD (@theonlyadult) March 6, 2014
Mitch McConnell takes CPAC stage holding a rifle as ‘Living on a Prayer’ plays http://t.co/Lu6LdZ8twE #StopRush #UniteBlue
— Shawtwo (@Shawtwo) March 6, 2014
Why Is Obamacare Still Law and Our President Still Black? #CPACPanels pic.twitter.com/HPAjL6JBQt
— The Baxter Bean (@TheBaxterBean) March 6, 2014
Mitch "we're done being the stupid party" McConnell brandishes gun at CPAC. http://t.co/im4Wf4z3VM via @abc
— Connie Schultz (@ConnieSchultz) March 6, 2014
If you don't understand what's wrong with giving a political speech in 2014 while waving a rifle, I can't explain it in 140 characters.
— Dr. Dave (@Neurocat) March 6, 2014
McConnell Brings a Gun as Prop to CPAC http://t.co/u6CypL49Rw via @NBCNews
— Democrat for Obama (@areyou0) March 6, 2014
Someone tell @Team_Mitch that's not the way to hold a gun. KY women do it better. #kysen
— Alison L. Grimes (@AlisonForKY) March 6, 2014
McConnell's joke falls flat at #CPAC2014: "Obama treating Constitution worse than a placemat at Denny's"
— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) March 6, 2014
Rand Paul is taller in person pic.twitter.com/kZmyMLNztj
— Sam Stein (@samsteinhp) March 6, 2014
.@marcorubio sips water during his #CPAC2014 speech. Watch live coverage: http://t.co/FdkNGRhZ3N pic.twitter.com/gIGgPu9itU
— POLITICO (@politico) March 6, 2014
RT @CesarConda: @marcorubio runs into Governor Chris Christie at #cpac2014 #tcot pic.twitter.com/gq71s1BznJ
— Mike O'Brien (@mpoindc) March 6, 2014
@SnarkAmendment #CPAC to Christie: "You treated the president of the United States like a human being once, but we forgive you."
— Mededitor (@Mededitor) March 6, 2014
Options at 1pm at CPAC are Mike Lee or lunch. Sounds from the Twitters like lunch won.
— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) March 6, 2014
At alt. #CPAC, Mark Krikorian says Dems "import voters" with immigration, create poverty to win elections
— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) March 6, 2014
Very slim attendance for CPAC panel on out to reach out to "non-tradtional" Republican voting blocs.
— Elahe Izadi (@ElaheIzadi) March 6, 2014
That about sums things up RT @JohnJHudak #CPAC2014 panel. Topic: minority outreach. View: largely empty room. pic.twitter.com/elEQ0wj4lg
— scary lawyerguy (@scarylawyerguy) March 6, 2014
44 caliber Love “@igorbobic: Wayne LaPierre introed at CPAC with Huey Lewis & the News "Power of Love"”
— Jesse LaGreca (@JesseLaGreca) March 6, 2014
Wayne LaPierre dubs NRA critics "anti-freedom activists" #CPAC2014
— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) March 6, 2014
Wayne LaPierre warns of vast media-political conspiracy out to get NRA: http://t.co/TABVXDu1Lp
— Talking Points Memo (@TPM) March 6, 2014
Wayne LaPierre sums up #CPAC2014: "Solyndra, Benghazi, Fast & Furious, Obamacare"
— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) March 6, 2014
Wayne LaPierre says thanks to Obama, parks are no longer "filled with bicycles and skateboards and laughter in the air" #CPAC2014
— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) March 6, 2014
NRA's LaPierre says "parks are no longer filled with bicycles and skateboards and laughter". Cause all the kids have been shot. #CPAC2014
— Jamie Kilstein (@jamiekilstein) March 6, 2014
#NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre: "We don't trust gov't because gov't itself has proven unworthy of our trust." #CPAC2014 #p2 #Cpacking
— CSGV (@CSGV) March 6, 2014
NRA's LaPierre: Hollywood "glamorizes evil" #CPAC2014
— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) March 6, 2014
Wayne Lapierre criticizing "spinning" and twisting words to "suit their own agenda" is ironic.
— Philip Bump (@pbump) March 6, 2014
Wayne LaPierre: NRA's agenda "has become a metaphor for core American freedoms" #CPAC2014
— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) March 6, 2014
NRA Chief: IRS something something Bengahzi something something Solyndra something Obamacare something something media elites. #CPAC2014
— Mother Jones (@MotherJones) March 6, 2014
Hey, where's Ted Nugent? #CPAC2014
— David Corn (@DavidCornDC) March 6, 2014
#cspan.. #WayneLaPierre shamelessly touting #CPAC for new #NRA members threatens to fight all efforts to pass #guncontrol legislation #Ugly
— Sally Tardiff (@SallyTardiff) March 6, 2014
NRA's Wayne LaPierre: "They are laying the groundwork to put another Clinton into the White House....(but) the NRA will fight!"
— Roger Simon (@politicoroger) March 6, 2014
Wayne LaPierre just got the most enthusiastic response of any speaker I've seen so far at CPAC: "Will you stand and defend your freedom?"
— Maeve Reston (@MaeveReston) March 6, 2014
@MaeveReston He always does. Has also been giving essentially the same speech at CPAC for last 15+ years.
— Michael Lepage (@MikeLepage) March 6, 2014
#CPAC2014 Corporate Prostitutes Acting Conservative pic.twitter.com/0xKZLv4QDt
— Republican Swine (@RepublicanSwine) March 6, 2014
Trump just rolled in w/ about 12 security guards. "Any thoughts on Ukraine?" I asked. "I am," he said. "What?" I asked. He walked on #CPAC
— Sam Stein (@samsteinhp) March 6, 2014
Donald Trump mentions "the late, great Jimmy Carter." Doubt the still-living Carter would be thrilled for the shout-out for many reasons...
— Cameron Joseph (@cam_joseph) March 6, 2014
VIDEO: Donald Trump thinks Jimmy Carter is dead; mourns "the late, great Jimmy Carter" http://t.co/fyJG7i46Fb #CPAC2014
— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) March 6, 2014
Donald Trump: I don't hate China. I have Chinese friends! They love me! #CPAC14
— Amanda Terkel (@aterkel) March 6, 2014
Trump: "Of the top ten things China most wants… Anything Trump."
— Cameron Joseph (@cam_joseph) March 6, 2014
I know this could be applied to pretty much any moment in the last 15 minutes: But what in hell is Donald Trump talking about?
— Mike O'Brien (@mpoindc) March 6, 2014
#CPAC2014 let Donald Trump give a speech, but told gay Republicans and Atheists they weren't welcome.
— Hesiod Theogeny (@Hesiod2k11) March 6, 2014
conservatism is a scam, in one photo pic.twitter.com/yNfGlI9BF0
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) March 6, 2014
Moments before a security guy pushed me away from DeMint when I tried to ask him a question. Thanks, Heritage Action. pic.twitter.com/T9OIoEi0fE
— Peter Hamby (@PeterHambyCNN) March 6, 2014
At CPAC 2014, IRS Targeting "Scandal"=Ukraine Invasion. Yes, really. http://t.co/vFAjghC0iT
— David Corn (@DavidCornDC) March 6, 2014
#CPAC minority outreach panel
pic.twitter.com/V7EqxX0Mzr
— Ian Millhiser (@imillhiser) March 6, 2014
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