source: College Humor
This is not a media event or about Donald J. Trump--- this is about the United States of America. I will be... fb.me/2a1zu3f9J
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 23, 2012
"Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack." -- Sun Tzu
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 23, 2012
Story will be released today at 12 noon EST on Twitter and Facebook.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 24, 2012
All predictions re: my 12 o'clock release are totally incorrect.Stay tuned!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 24, 2012
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BREAKING: Donald Trump poised to reveal Obamas are still married, have two adorable children
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) October 24, 2012
BREAKING: Donald Trump to announce how easily a rich idiot can get everyone's attention at 12 EST.
— Josh Hara (@yoyoha) October 24, 2012
Donald Trump: Assive Aggressive.
— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) October 24, 2012
Donald Trump has a HUGE October surprise about Obama today. Rumor is he'll be announcing it from Al Capone's Vault.
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) October 24, 2012
Oh, please don't forget to watch Donald Trump revive some lie or make believe stuff today. Again, let's us focus on turnout. #GottaVote
— Donna Brazile (@donnabrazile) October 24, 2012
Alright! 20 minutes from now Donald Trump will reveal something incredibly stupid and probably racist about Barack Obama.
— Pamela Dornan(@Pamela_Dornan) October 24, 2012
At noon today, Donald Trump will reach inside his hair and pull out a message that only Nicolas Cage is capable of decoding.
— Dirk Dachs (@SoapyJohnson) October 24, 2012
BREAKING: Explosive fart noises heard emanating from office of @realdonaldtrump
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) October 24, 2012
Complete Press Release Here
Via TMZ
Trump just made the "announcement" via a YouTube video -- saying, "If Barack Obama opens up and gives his college records and applications ... and if he gives his passport applications and records I will give to a charity of his choice -- Inner City Children of Chicago, American Cancer Society, AIDS Research ... a check immediately for 5 million dollars."
Trump continued, "The check will be given within one hour after he releases all of the records ... he'll be doing a great service for the country if he does this."
"If he releases these records, it will end the question and indeed the anger of many Americans ... they'll know something about their president ... their President will become transparent ... like other Presidents."
I thought Donald Trump was going to announce he had the final horcrux. #Disappointed.
— J. Chlebus (@J_Chlebus) October 24, 2012
WHO SAYS Donald Trump is a "Romney surrogate"? Since WHEN? Does Romney know?
— BJ Theis (@HZ4FREEDOM) October 24, 2012
I wanna see Donald Trump's receipt from Juanita's Wig Warehouse.
— C.J.M. (@charles270) October 24, 2012
Donald Trump is the greatest troll who has ever lived. #respect
— Alex Amadeo (@Irelay) October 24, 2012
Now Trump needs to get into the Giant Big Boy with Mr. Bigglesworth and shoot off into space. Buh-Bye! #austinpowers#dr.evil
— Jeanne Kimsey (@SnarkAmendment) October 24, 2012
I think Donald Trump is turning into a real-life Dr. Evil. Only instead of a hairless cat, he has that hair thing. #5MILLIONdollars
— Caroline (@o_line) October 24, 2012
I can't believe I haven't yet seen an animated gif of @realdonaldtrump as Dr. Evil. DON'T LET ME DOWN INTERNETS.
— Laura Keeney (@onnabugeisha) October 24, 2012
Pinky up like Dr.Evil
— Team TDE (@TeamTDE) October 18, 2012
Trump's genius plan. Trap Obama into releasing his transcripts. Then blast him as an "elitist" when he is shown to have earned straight As.
— davidfrum (@davidfrum) October 24, 2012
Somewhere right now, Barack Obama is laughing so hard milk is coming out of his nose. #trump
— Mary Beth Williams (@embeedub) October 24, 2012
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