Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Investers Get "Zucked" by Facebook IPO

Via Zazzle

Mark Zuckerberg started Facebook in his Harvard dorm room and in eight years built it into the most popular waste of time the world has ever seen.
~ Jay Leno

Facebook is worth $100 billion. Today it was friended by Greece.
~ David Letterman

Andy Warhol said that in the future everyone will be famous for 15 minutes. Facebook is exactly like that except you're not really famous and your 15 minutes goes on forever.
~ Craig Ferguson

Shares of Facebook stock dropped from the opening day price of $38 to around $34 today. They say if it drops any lower, Mitt Romney will swoop in and divide it up into Face and Book.
~ Jimmy Kimmel

Mark Zuckerberg’s paper wealth has fallen by more than $3 billion over the past two-and-a-half trading days. It could fall further today, giving us a new term for the business lexicon: “Zucked.” (As in “My stock wealth is down 30 percent, I got Zucked!”)
~ Robert Frank on CNBC

Please try to imagine, how passionately indifferent I am, to these wealthy morons, who got screwed by believing the Faceplant hype.
~ comment by deconstructionist on CNBC

I'm going to wait till next month to see if Facebook stocks will be on Groupon at 50% off.
~ comment on Techcrunch by Julian Hugh, Founder and CEO at SwagFriends.com teens social network

Insiders profited, the rest are suckers. Dot-bomb 2.0.
~ comment by Curt Story on Techcrunch

Remember this biblical saying? "For they have sown the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind"! So be it with Facebook.
~ comment by Slyfas on Independent UK

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