Mark Zuckerberg started Facebook in his Harvard dorm room and in eight years built it into the most popular waste of time the world has ever seen.
~ Jay Leno
Facebook is worth $100 billion. Today it was friended by Greece.
~ David Letterman
Andy Warhol said that in the future everyone will be famous for 15 minutes. Facebook is exactly like that except you're not really famous and your 15 minutes goes on forever.
~ Craig Ferguson
Shares of Facebook stock dropped from the opening day price of $38 to around $34 today. They say if it drops any lower, Mitt Romney will swoop in and divide it up into Face and Book.
~ Jimmy Kimmel
Mark Zuckerberg’s paper wealth has fallen by more than $3 billion over the past two-and-a-half trading days. It could fall further today, giving us a new term for the business lexicon: “Zucked.” (As in “My stock wealth is down 30 percent, I got Zucked!”)
~ Robert Frank on CNBC
Please try to imagine, how passionately indifferent I am, to these wealthy morons, who got screwed by believing the Faceplant hype.
~ comment by deconstructionist on CNBC
I'm going to wait till next month to see if Facebook stocks will be on Groupon at 50% off.
~ comment on Techcrunch by Julian Hugh, Founder and CEO at SwagFriends.com teens social network
Insiders profited, the rest are suckers. Dot-bomb 2.0.
~ comment by Curt Story on Techcrunch
Remember this biblical saying? "For they have sown the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind"! So be it with Facebook.
~ comment by Slyfas on Independent UK
Facebook stock is falling so much that its new mascot should be Wile E. Coyote.— Ben Greenman (@bengreenman) May 22, 2012
It's my fervent hope Mark Zuckerberg gets the happily-ever-after he deserves after selling everyone's privacy for billions.— Uncle Dynamite (@UncleDynamite) May 22, 2012
Fallon: The Zuckerberg wedding reception was really annoying though. As soon as everyone sat down he changed the layout for no reason.— Andrew Malcolm (@AHMalcolm) May 22, 2012
Social networking has become a club. Twitter is the dance floor, Instagram is the bar, and Facebook is the people crying in the bathroom.— Catherine (@TFB_Lovers) May 23, 2012
Today the dude on my street who usually hands out pizza flyers was handing out Facebook stock.— Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) May 23, 2012
I'm buying Facebook stock because I see a big future in people being annoyed by other people they barely remember from junior high.— Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) May 21, 2012
At the Vancouver airport, you can exchange one Canadian dollar for either .98 American cents OR a share of Facebook stock.— Daniel T. Thomsen (@danielthomsen) May 23, 2012