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There was a time in my life when I wasn't likely to be found in a library, much less found one.
~ President George W. Bush at the opening of his Library and Museum in Dallas, Texas
. . . the latest, grandest example of the eternal struggle of former presidents to rewrite history.
~ President Bill Clinton at the Library Opening
We've had enough Bushes.
~ George W. Bush's mother, Barbara Bush, on whether her son Jeb should run for President
Disasterpiece Theater . . . the Hard Rock Cafe of catastrophic policy decisions.
~ Jon Stewart on Comedy Central
What a bu!!sh*t rewriting of history. . . . They’re presidents. They’re not King Tut. Why do we have to build a mausoleum?
~ Bill Maher
The Bush Presidential Library is beautiful, and they have a huge section devoted to weapons of mass destruction, but nobody can find it.
~ David Letterman
In President Bush's high school yearbook, he was voted least likely to have a library named after him.
~ Jay Leno
Omission Accomplished
. . . “It looks like a theme park as much as it is a library,” according to Lou Dubose, co-author of “Bushwhacked: Life in George W. Bush’s America.” Dubose points out the library also includes freedom tower, a freedom plaza, a decision points library, the bullhorn Bush used to talk to first responders from ground zero, and even Saddam Hussein’s pistol.
“It’s kind of a parentheses around one of the greatest foreign policy blunders in our country’s history and they’re pretty shameless about it.”
. . . Dubose describes the “triumphalist narrative” on display at the library as “a neo-con rehash of all the terms that were used to lead the country into war.”
“One would expect a little bit of a modesty from a president who has presided over that sort of failure,” he said. “And from a president who’s competing in the bottom ten in terms of presidential rankings that are done by legitimate historians.”
~ Via MSNBC
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From Obama's Comedy Speech at White House
Correspondent's Dinner
Obama, on "another edifice to the Bush Library" #WHCD PHOTO: twitter.com/HuffingtonPost…
— Huffington Post (@HuffingtonPost) April 28, 2013
Bush ceremony had vaguely Soviet aura: severe, drummer-lined facade; red army hats; loud chorus: insecure overkill hiding undermining Truth.
— Howard Fineman (@howardfineman) April 25, 2013
Not sure why we need a monument to Bush in Dallas when there's already one in Guantanamo bit.ly/10CAaps
— Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) April 25, 2013
I wonder if the Bush library is hurricane proof?
— Dave Ryan (@maddogg2463) April 25, 2013
I might wanna visit the Bush library if there was a shoe throwing interactive exhibit.
— sjcarl (@sjcarl) April 26, 2013
Anyone heard George pronounce it yet? #BushLieberry
— MOT (@DanielBenBen) April 25, 2013
#BushLibraryBooks George and The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Eight Years
— Yaucolion (@Yaucolion71) April 25, 2013
#BushLibraryBooks Uncurious George
— Crutnacker (@Crutnacker) April 25, 2013
#BushLIbraryBooks - No Expectations
— Blue in a Red State (@BlueNRedState) April 25, 2013
My Old Man & The C.I.A.#BushLibraryBooks
— Eric Wolfson (@ericwolfson) April 25, 2013
All kidding aside, the Bush Library curators aren't doing their job if they don't have "My Pet Goat" under glass.
— Timothy Noah (@TimothyNoah1) April 25, 2013
"The George W. Bush Library" has the same awkward ring to it as "The William Howard Taft Gym".
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) April 25, 2013
#BushLibraryBooksMission Misunderestimated
— Cat Ballou (@Catballou) April 25, 2013
#BushLibraryBooks I, Fraudius
— LiNCOLN PARK(@linc0lnpark) April 25, 2013
My Tweets:
#BushLibraryBooks"Bird-Shot and Turd-Blossoms"
— Jeanne Kimsey (@SnarkAmendment) April 25, 2013
#BushLibraryBooks "Carefree Days in a FEMA Trailer"
— Jeanne Kimsey (@SnarkAmendment) April 25, 2013
#BushLibraryBooks"Hanging Chads with the Supremes"
— Jeanne Kimsey (@SnarkAmendment) April 25, 2013
#BushLibraryBooks"Ignoring Intelligence"
— Jeanne Kimsey (@SnarkAmendment) April 25, 2013
#BushLibraryBooks "How I Helped New Orleans Residents Find New Opportunities in Texas"
— Jeanne Kimsey (@SnarkAmendment) April 25, 2013
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