Trump Announces Another Failed Presidential Run

Yes, the title is correct. Donald Trump will never be the GOP Nominee for President, and certainly not the actual President. But that never keeps him from running again.

From the New Hampsire Union Leader

A senior adviser tells the New Hampshire Union Leader that Trump will not be renewing his contract with NBC for the reality television “Apprentice” series.
Combined with staff hires, Trump’s announcement that he will form an exploratory committee for the first time is a sign the billionaire is seriously considering running for the Republican nomination.

In his Full Statement, Trump makes this claim:

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!"

Let the mockery begin!!! :)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA RT @CNBCnow JUST IN: Donald Trump forms presidential exploratory committee http://t.co/1RQTxRKGlv pic.twitter.com/4xqnfE4n24

— Oliver Willis (@owillis) March 18, 2015

@KCGibbons @thehill You can't have a circus without the clown. #Trump

— Haughty Berry (@Thinking_Helps) March 18, 2015

Ah, I see it's that time in Trump's 4-year business cycle when he has to "explore" something he'll never do to expand business empire.

— Liz Mair (@LizMair) March 19, 2015

Trump launching presidential exploratory committee' Comedy writers everywhere rejoice.

— Paul Lander (@paul_lander) March 19, 2015

BREAKING: Donald Trump says he is seriously considering launching a desperate new bid for attention

— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) March 18, 2015

#DonaldTrump says he will "do for America what he has done for business" although he has filed for bankruptcy 4 times pic.twitter.com/o9XkAsGWrF

— Bipartisan Report (@Bipartisanism) March 19, 2015

Trump 2016 has scrotumentum. pic.twitter.com/f7EMhlSAEq

— Bill (@tomservo10) March 19, 2015

You know what, I feel bad. If Donald Trump wants to run for president then I should help him in the primaries. I'm donating $1 right now...

— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) March 18, 2015

Democrats on a possible Trump 2016 run: Everything is awesome! http://t.co/nrihPbOjjB

— Talking Points Memo (@TPM) March 18, 2015

I agree #Trump hair solution: #ChiaTrump! @velvetsilk pic.twitter.com/CO6pqd9420

— EqualityRising! (@EqualityRising_) March 19, 2015