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Excerpt of Snowden Email to Former Sen. Gordon Humphrey of New Hampshire
Thank you for your words of support. I only wish more of our lawmakers shared your principles - the actions I've taken would not have been necessary.
The media has distorted my actions and intentions to distract from the substance of Constitutional violations and instead focus on personalities. It seems they believe every modern narrative requires a bad guy. Perhaps it does. Perhaps, in such times, loving one's country means being hated by its government.
. . . no intelligence service - not even our own - has the capacity to compromise the secrets I continue to protect. While it has not been reported in the media, one of my specializations was to teach our people at DIA how to keep such information from being compromised even in the highest threat counter-intelligence environments (i.e. China).
You may rest easy knowing I cannot be coerced into revealing that information, even under torture.
With my thanks for your service to the nation we both love,
They have drugs and women. He's very naive
~ Former Navy SEAL Brandon Webb
So everyone is to understand that Snowden's counter-cyber-intelligence capability is greater than that of the U.S. government, Chinese government, and Russian government ... combined?
Also, that methods of torture that make waterboarding look like a walk in the park — fingernail torture, cattleprods, smashed toes, blaring Sesame Street songs directly into the ears for hours on end — are all in a day's work for Snowden?
Pretty strange coming from a guy who allegedly fled Hong Kong for fear of losing Internet, who's now growing "tired" of living in a Moscow airport's hotel.
~ Geoffrey Ingersoll on Business Insider
Okay this is epic. "#Snowden declares himself immune to torture" http://t.co/krzCgykypQ
— JΞSTΞR™ (@th3j35t3r) July 16, 2013
Sounds like Maxwell Smart talking to Chief.. RT: @BI_Defense Edward Snowden Declares Himself Impervious To Torture http://t.co/O8swoRjs1j
— Ted (@Tedgforce) July 16, 2013
I imagine Snowden as the hacker in Goldeneye, Boris: "I am INVINCIBLE" MT @businessinsider: Snowden Declares Himself Impervious To Torture
— Nick Hill (@LimeyN) July 16, 2013
But seriously, impervious to torture? #snowden pic.twitter.com/Xoyj4scHLK
— Kashann Kilson (@KashannKilson) July 16, 2013
“@d_nguyen_r: U may rest easy knowing I cannot be coerced into revealing that info, even under torture. - Snowden” Cheney accepts challenge
— Carl Knerr (@CarlKnerr) July 17, 2013
Dick Cheney just got an erection for the 1st time in 20yrs. “Edward Snowden Declares Himself Impervious To Torture" http://t.co/DiiBBRQIPL”
— Nathan Goldstein (@nathangoldstein) July 16, 2013
RT @BI_Defense Edward Snowden Declares Himself Impervious To Torture http://t.co/jYksGAQLpj / Dude-bros have iron wills.
— Ethan Peretz (@MperiousRex) July 16, 2013
Gosh, Snowden & Greenwald are good for LOLs RT @MperiousRex @Green_Footballs: Snowden won't release harmful info "even under torture"
— Andie 'GOtV' Walsh (@andie_walsh) July 16, 2013
Oh you're impervious to torture, huh Snowden? God, I wish Jack Bauer were real.
— Brian Adam Jones (@BrianAdamJones) July 16, 2013
Ed Snowden is impervious to torture. In other news, the Human Torch was denied a bank loan http://t.co/6mXigGW8Qa
— King Shimbo (@NeverDauntedNet) July 17, 2013
Snowden declares himself impervious to torture. Can we try first? http://t.co/jikUMf9Qvy
— Doctrine Man (@Doctrine_Man) July 16, 2013
But not the food court at Moscow's airport. RT @businessinsider Edward Snowden Declares Himself Impervious To Torture http://t.co/ndW05y8GQi
— Brian Rye (@Brian_Rye) July 16, 2013