I'm beginning to think Papa Phil Robertson, the patriarch of Duck Dynasty fame, hates everyone. Not content to just put blacks and gays and women in their "place," now he's picking on hippies and beatniks, too. And that just ain't right since his whole "look" with the beard and the headband seems to harken back to his own youthful hippie days in the swamp. Just saying.
The Paterfamilias of Ducks Die-nasty made quite a swampy splash at CPAC 2015, warning conservatives about them venereal diseases and the dangers of John Boehner not wearing enough camo to Congress. He also waved around a Bible that was literally duck-taped together, while pointing out how Godless the world is.
'Duck Dynasty' star: STDs are revenge of the hippies⁉️ ~IDIOT‼️ http://t.co/o2NGk6LwPW— FoggyBottomGal (@foggybottomgal) March 1, 2015
I grew up around a lot of hippies. I can report that they are not nearly as exciting as Phil Robertson implies.— Greg Sargent (@ThePlumLineGS) February 27, 2015
Duck Dynasty's bearded, long-haired, head-banded Phil Robertson complaining about "hippies" is cognitive dissonance at a subatomic level.— James Wolcott (@JamesWolcott) February 27, 2015
Ok is it just me or does Phil Robertson's beard make him look like someone from ISIS? #CPAC2015— Sasha Towfigh (@SashaTofiq) February 28, 2015
Phil Robertson: "make sure to carry your bible with ya and your woman" #cpac2015— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) February 27, 2015
Phil Robertson #CPAC2015: "one man, one woman, married for life." Had to make serial grooms Trump (3), Newt (3), Rudy (3) & Rush (4) squirm.— Col. Morris Davis (@ColMorrisDavis) February 28, 2015
CPAC organizers just drowned out Phil Robertson's speech with music to get him off the stage.— Chris Moody (@moody) February 27, 2015
CPAC finally gets Robertson gone by BLASTING rock music— Benjy Sarlin (@BenjySarlin) February 27, 2015