Michele Bachmann Thinks Obama is the Anti-Christ and the Devil

Isn't Michele Bachmann retiring from office? Oh wait - she's still here, unfortunately, and preaching that Obama is bringing about the end of the World.

LIke many a wingnut, Bachmann sees President Obama as the evil Anti-Christ, just persecutin' Christians day and night, and hatin' on Israel. And now that he's in cahoots with Iran, he's not only probably Gay and Kenyan, he's going to bring on the End of Days, the Rapture, and the Middle East Apocalypse just because he can. Who knew Presidents had these special powers? Oh wait, he must be THE DEVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Obama is The DEVIL
Like David Puddy on Seinfeld
with Hockey Facepaint
And Bachmann is the Superstitious Priest
Who yells "El Diablo!"




What Bachmann said, Via Raw Story

“If we actually turn our back on Israel as we have seen Barack Obama do today, if that happens then I think we will see a scale and a level of push back in the United States, negative consequences,” Bachmann told Understanding the Times radio host Jan Markell on Sunday. “I don’t know what they are, but I believe that the Bible is true. And believe what the Bible says is that our nation and the people of our nation will reap a whirlwind, and we could see economic disasters, natural disasters.”

The President got some revenge by poking fun at Bachmann during the Washington Correspondent's Dinner:

"Michele Bachmann predicted I would bring about the biblical end of days. Now that's big. ... Lincoln, Washington — they didn't do that."

Of course Bachmann replied as a true "Victimized Christian" only she didn't point the finger directly at the President this time

“The Bible is filled with exciting information about living life today and in the future, both in this life and in the life to come,” Bachmann told WND (World Net Daily). “Any message that brings people closer to God’s wonderful plans for our lives is a good thing.
“God’s word is true and brings freedom and wholeness to all who read it and believe in Him.”

The feud prompted one of Bachmann's wingnut supporters to call Obama a dubious name:

Via RightWingWatch

“Trunews” host Rick Wiles is joining other right-wing pundits in taking offense at President Obama’s joke at the White House Correspondents' Dinner about ex-Rep. Michele Bachmann...
. . . Wiles attacked the “uncircumcised philistine in the White House” along with the “adoring, obedient, subservient, lapdog news reporters” who attended the dinner. (In 1 Samuel, David refers to Goliath as the “uncircumcised philistine” who seeks to “defy the armies of the living God”).
He said that Obama is just as “evil” as King Sennacherib, who went to war with Judah, and similarly is “leading people into sin against God.”

Yeah, talking about a fellow Christian's anatomy shows where this guy's head is at. If you want to see a Pharisee, buddy, scroll up the page to Bachmann's picture, then look in the mirror, pal.

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Good Old Sarah Palin never disappoints. Her latest word salad from her jumbled mind is that Libruls like Elizabeth Warren never eat fast food, and certainly not meat. We're all a buncha them thar' Vegans - you know, people who don't even want to build a big fire and roast the moose after God lets us shoot one of 'em from a helicopter. I love how she equates being a Vegan to being in Purgatory, as if eating meat sends us straight to heaven. Maybe it does if you think about hardening of the arteries, but I digress . . .

The real Purgatory is having to watch the Sarah Palin Channel.

Also too, we really have to wonder, ya know, if her verbal skills are a sign of, oh, I don't know, meeebeee early Dementia. Well, probably not. But still, and probably forever, Palin sounds like someone with too much anesthesia after a wisdom tooth operation. But all the time.

Also notice that Palin is dressed exactly like Warren and has blurred the video on purpose! A sharp-eyed @KatieAnnieOakley has screen-capped her doing this type of thing more than once, comparing Palin to the movie "Single White Female." LOL

@bobcesca_go There's a bigger problem w/ Palin - think "Single White Female", aka imitation becomes the obsession: pic.twitter.com/JVKxWrd5Z6

— KatieAnnieOakly (@KatieAnnieOakly) August 9, 2014

So here are some of her ramblings. You really have to watch the video to get the full effect of the nutty delivery, though.
Full Video is Here on the Palin Channel.

We believe -- wait, I thought fast food joints -- don't you guys think that they're like of the devil or something? Liberals, you want to send those evil employees who would dare work at a fast food joint that you just don't believe in -- I don't know, I thought you wanted to send them to purgatory or something. So they all go vegan. And wages and picket lines, I don't know, they're not often discussed in purgatory are they? I don't know, why are you even worried about fast food wages? Well, we believe -- an America where minimum wage jobs, they're not lifetime gigs, they're stepping stones to sustainable wages. It teaches work ethic.
. . . We believe women have a right to their bodies, just like babies have a right to their living, breathing bodies nestled in a mother's womb. Hey, and anyone who wants contraception, more power to you. Continue to freely buy any kind you want, no one's stopping you. We'll fight for the right of private businesses, including Hobby Lobby, to work with you, figure out health care coverage yourselves any way the owners of those businesses -- that they built themselves -- any way they want to.

It's like Fey and Dana Carvey had a love child.
~ growingMajorityMN on Daily Kos

All the more reason to celebrate Obama's victory in 2008
~ CwV on Daily Kos

Um, that's spelled "$arah" and she's just doing some griftin' and mind-driftin' to save this Godly nation and provide for her and her family. This patriotic family only wish to serve America and to humbly continue to live the life to which they have recently become accustomed. Needless to say, an infusion of monthly revenue from a mere 10,000 subscribers would do quite nicely to assist with the latter. The new spread in Arizona wasn't cheap.
Eh, chalk another one up to McCain. Putz.
~ Steve Seattle on Daily Kos

If a skid mark could talk, it would sound like sarah palin
~ magic3400 on Raw Story

Look at her mouth, observe the way that it hardly seems to move. I think her performance here reflects a toxic synergy of booze and Botox.
~ Big Bad Bald Bastard on Raw Story

This is your brain on moose droppings.
~ Pickwick2 on Raw Story